What do you call...

[Omni314]

What do you call a black man flying a plane?

Spoiler :

The Pilot

What do you call a jewish cop?

Spoiler :

Officer

 

[Dumanios]

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Spoiler :

Ground Beef

What do you call a dog with no legs?

Spoiler :

It doesn't matter, it won't come anyway.

 

[Civ'ed]

What do you call A lion whose ears are stuffed with tin cans?

Spoiler :

anything, it can't hear you.

 

[ParadigmShifter]

What do you call a scouser in a suit?

Spoiler :

The Accused

What do you call a man with a spade in his head?

Spoiler :

Doug

What do you call a man without a spade in his head?

Spoiler :

Douglas

What do you call a man with leaves on his head?

Spoiler :

Russel

 

[Bartleby]

What do you call a fly with no wings?

Spoiler :

A walk

What do you call a fly with no wings and no legs?

Spoiler :

A raisin

 

[Arakhor]

I have a very weird sense of humour.


What do you call a Croydon teenager with three children?

Spoiler :

Restrained.

 

[W|M]

So many places to pick from...and you chose CROYDON?

 

[Arakhor]

My flatmate comes from London and has a very large family. It was a personal choice more than anything else.

 

[Teperi Blaze]

My flatmate has a very large family.

Yo momma might do wonders here