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Obssesed Nuker

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You saw a nuke coming at you?

Id think "Maybe I whould sing its the end of the world as we know it"
 
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Originally posted by Obssesed Nuker
You saw a nuke coming at you?

"That Obssessed Nuker! :rolleyes:"
 
Come to think of it, this was once the subject of The Twilight Zone!
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A woman found a box in her yard with an amulet in a neckless in it. Whenever she put it on and said "shut up", the whole world froze. When she said "talk", the world started moving again.

Then one day everyone woke up in the middle of the night because of sirenes. They turned on the tv and it appeared the nuclear war with Russia begun and nukes where coming their way. (It's an old series. ;)) She shouted "shut up" in her panic and walked outside to see the situation on the street. She almost bumped against a man looking up. Then she looked into the direction of where that man was looking at and saw a nuke floating in the air pointing down.
:satan: The end.

That was one of the best episodes I ever saw! Damn shame those series aren't made anymore.
 
Get some matrix camareamen.Stop matrix frase,walk to nuke,piss on it and set the cordinates for paaseiland.
Nuke the statues!!
 
Originally posted by Civanator
The Twighlight Zone is still on in America, I've watched it sometimes.

The new ones they make on UPN hosted by Forrest Whiticer (spelling?) are no where as good as the original though.
 
I had a strange dream once about being nuked. I looked out the window and saw a streak in the sky that looked like a shuttle or something. It was a nuke, and I rushed and put on my radiation suit. (I don't actually have one, but I did in my dream)

I survived the blast and went out looking for survivors and what not. Ended up in a grocery store and was very thirsty except I couldn't get something to drink without taking my helmet off and exposing myself to radiation. Then my air started to get low, and I decided to just take my helmet off and get it over with.
 
I've seen the one matrix saw. Actually, it came into my head after reading ON's post.

If a nuke headed in my direction, I would warn the people and then pray like I never prayed before.
 
I'd try to kiss my @$$ goodbye, even though it is almost impossible.

Has anyone seen the movie vertical limit? where they are on the helicopter before the rescue mission and the guy is tryin to kiss his @$$ goodbye? that's what i would do ;)
 
Start singing the song at the end of "Dr. Strangelove"...
"We'll meet again. Don't know where, don't know when. ...."
 
I'd flip the nuke off and curse the name of GWB
 
Originally posted by Obssesed Nuker
You saw a nuke coming at you?

Id think "Maybe I whould sing its the end of the world as we know it"
I once sang this at a summer camp as a tornado devested the nearby town, we were niceand safe in a basement pretty crazy eh?

And if I saw a nuke coming at me, I'd lift it of the cart with a crane and take it home.
 
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