Early this morning Members of the bush administration were arrested and taken into protective custody to await motions to be heard later today before the International Military Tribunal of Concerned World Citizens, for a long list of Crimes against Humanity along with a variety of other International crimes. The US Congress and Senate have announced that an emergency provisional government has been installed; and that both houses are jointly preparing their own unprecedented criminal case against the bush administration for matters concerning perversion of presidential power, civil liberties abuse, unconstitutional acts, election tampering, and much much more including thousands of wrongfull death suits filled by families of soldiers killed in action. It is this journalists opinion that it is about time justice was served!
In other bush news... Investigative reporter Rebel WithA Cause of WPP News,
has uncovered surprising evidence that gw bush may have had an alias by the name of Rosco P. Coltrane,
former sheriff of Hazzard County. Rebel further alleges that Roscos employer, J.D "Boss" Hogg now goes by
the name of Dick Cheney. While in Hazzard these two corrupt government officials engaged in a variety of
criminal activities including racketeering, fraud, arms dealing, and running moonshine to name just a few.
"If it looks like a duck, and it quacks like a duck, it must be a duck."
As word of the bush gangs imprisonment reached the ears of the public at large, various public officials and citizens came forward with shocking revelations relating to the life of george walker bush. Perhaps one of the strangest stories relating to the life of gw bush, comes from animal behavioural scientist Ima Whistleblower who contends that bush came into this world as a chimpanzee! Ima was employed by the Pentagon during the Nixon administration to work on a controversial genetics project to produce the perfect warrior. Years before Imas arrival to the project, a chimp had been created using a blend of human and chimp DNA. The first human hybrid to be created was a total flop. This chimp didn't even have the intelligence of a chimp! But it did have some qualities that the Pentagon was interested in... loyalty to its masters, total unconcern for its fellows, and complete pigheaded stubbornness.
Ima came to the project while Nixon was still in office, just as this unusually dumb chimp was ending its chimp adolescence and was begining to take on some noticeably human characteristics. She was charged with the handling of this beast, and it was her duty to study its behaivor and attempt to teach it the basic skills that a normal chimp would have learned long ago. Ima worked with the beast for many years and eventually began calling it Curious George in lieu of the Pentagon designation of #666. Ima named the chimp Curious George not because of any innante curiosity displayed by the chimp. On the contrary this beast displayed absolutely no concern for its surrondings and completely ignored the other chimps as if they were not even there. Ima named it Curious George because it was just so damned strange!
She worked with the little devil for a number of years more, until a wealthy Texican came to the facitlity and took strange Curious George away. She didnt know (nor cared) what had become of the odd chimp until one day she was watching the tube and recongnized it. She recognized it not from its appearance, as the chimp had matured to resemble a human. Ima recognized it because it was still so damned odd, stupid, and pig headedly stubborn!
Ok sorry to post this in the wrong forum. I had thought that since OT is the
home of political commentary, it would also be the place for political satire.
EDIT: Have I received any forum demerits for my action?
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Early this morning Members of the bush administration were arrested and taken into protective custody to await motions to be heard later today before the International Military Tribunal of Concerned World Citizens, for a long list of Crimes against Humanity along with a variety of other International crimes. The US Congress and Senate have announced that an emergency provisional government has been installed; and that both houses are jointly preparing their own unprecedented criminal case against the bush administration for matters concerning perversion of presidential power, civil liberties abuse, unconstitutional acts, election tampering, and much much more including thousands of wrongfull death suits filled by families of soldiers killed in action. It is this journalists opinion that it is about time justice was served!
