yo momma

[Kakashi]

lets all start putting the best your momma jokes we can think of

 

[Civddict]

lets hope this is not your first and last post at same time

 

[Kakashi]

your mommas arm pit is so hairy that it looks like shes got buckweed in a head lock

 

[anarchywrksbest]

Yo momma so genetically inferior she produced a waste of space like you

This thread is not only in the wrong forum but spam. whatever person you are a DL of you should be ashamed......

 

[gael]

Just type 'yo mamma' in goggle and you will here the best and worst of all the yo mamma jokes.

 

[Perfection]

Yo mamma jokes belong in the humor and jokes forum

 

[Kakashi]

o sorry

 

[Perfection]

That's okay, just don't do it agian

 

[sabo]

Yeah, it will be moved soon so here's mine
"Yo momma is so ugly, that when she goes into Taco Bell EVERYONE runs for the border!"

 

[Toasty]

Yo' momma is so greasy, when activities are engaged involving her rear no lubricant is necessitated .

 

[.:KNAS:.]

yo mama is so fat, that when she was cleaning the cages at the zoo, people said: look at that hip-hop-pot-amus!

Stole from ALi G - In Da House

 

[Wolfe Tone]

Yo' momma is so dumb she tripped over a cordless phone.

 

[Steve Winer]

Originally posted by anarchywrksbest
Yo momma so genetically inferior she produced a waste of space like you

This thread is not only in the wrong forum but spam. whatever person you are a DL of you should be ashamed......

He isn't a DL. This guy lives in my neighborhood. He is quite cool, as a matter of fact. Just give him some time to learn the rules before you start accusing him as a DL or spammer. OK?

 

[animepornstar]

your mother is your sister.

 

[Wolfe Tone]

Originally posted by animepornstar
your mother is your sister.

I take it that you've been playing Grand Theft Auto 3

 

[Matrix]

Originally posted by .:KNAS:.
Stole from ALi G - In Da House

I wanted to say: I've heard that one before.

Yo momma is so fat, kids keep seein' her for the biggest semolina puddin' ever made!

 

[Civanator]

Yo momma's so fat, when she sits down she sits next to everyone!

Yo momma's so fat, it takes a plane ride to get to her backside, and a bullet train to get back to the front!

 

[.:KNAS:.]

Yo momma is so fat, that when she sits around the sofa, she sits around the sofa....

Yo momma is so fat, it takes the doctor a week to measure her waist.

 

[Matrix]

Yo momma is so fat, no one can get around her.

 

[philippe]

Yo momma has such a stinking mouth they pray she let a fart