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Civfanatic
G-Man, that was the best one i've ever heard 
yo momma
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Zcylen
Moonlight Rambler
yo momma so fat, she has east-time and west time
Bose
Antipodean
yo momma so fat, she wore a Malcom-X shirt and choppers started landing on her
highflyin213
Warlord
Yo momma's so fat when she walks out in a yellow coat everyone yells "taxi"
Fr8monkey
Deity
She's so ugly, she can't get laid in a Navy town!
She's so nasty, she douches with Drano!
She's so nasty, she douches with Drano!
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Yo momma's so ugly it looks like her face started on fire and they had to put it out w/a fork.
Yo momma's so fat, her ass looks like two pigs fighting over a milk dud.
Yo momma's so fat, she DJs for the Ice Cream truck.
Yo momma's so fat, her ass looks like two pigs fighting over a milk dud.
Yo momma's so fat, she DJs for the Ice Cream truck.
Bose
Antipodean
yo momma's so ugly, she looks like a bulldog eating a wasp
Steve Winer
Shock the monkey...
"Yo mamma is so fat, that when she stepped on a dollar, she made change". saw it on a commercial
brandonbowler
What the Deuce?
heres a list......
Your Mom is so fat, she's the only one at the beach that gets a tan. .
Your Mom is so fat, she whistles bass.
Your Mom is so fat she walked by the TV and I missed three episodes.
Your mom is so fat that when she wears high heels 2 hours later they are flip flops
Your mom is so fat when she goes to her lawyer it's the law offices of Hagen and Dazs.
Your mom is so fat that she could be considered as fat
Your Mom is so fat she rolled over a SuperNintendo and made 4 Game Boys.
Your mom is so fat her picture fell down
Your mom's so fat that when she was born she underwent gravitational collapse and became a black hole.
Your mom is so fat, when nighttime comes people mistake her for the moon
Your mom so fat when she wears corduroys you cant see the grooves.
Your Mom is so fat that the horse on her polo shirt is real.
Your Mom is so fat she sells shade in the summer.
Your mom is so fat that her muscle to fat ratio can only be explained in irrational complex numbers.
Your Mom is so fat when she get a cut she bleeds milkshakes
Your Mom is so fat, she's the only one at the beach that gets a tan. .
Your Mom is so fat, she whistles bass.
Your Mom is so fat she walked by the TV and I missed three episodes.
Your mom is so fat that when she wears high heels 2 hours later they are flip flops
Your mom is so fat when she goes to her lawyer it's the law offices of Hagen and Dazs.
Your mom is so fat that she could be considered as fat
Your Mom is so fat she rolled over a SuperNintendo and made 4 Game Boys.
Your mom is so fat her picture fell down
Your mom's so fat that when she was born she underwent gravitational collapse and became a black hole.
Your mom is so fat, when nighttime comes people mistake her for the moon
Your mom so fat when she wears corduroys you cant see the grooves.
Your Mom is so fat that the horse on her polo shirt is real.
Your Mom is so fat she sells shade in the summer.
Your mom is so fat that her muscle to fat ratio can only be explained in irrational complex numbers.
Your Mom is so fat when she get a cut she bleeds milkshakes
Chain n' Axe
Chieftain
Yo momma is so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck:jump:
Bud2998
Bud the Ironfist
Yo momma's like a doorknob. Everyone gets a turn on her.
Yo momma's like a light switch. A two year old could turn her on.
Yo momma's like a brick. Ugly, dirty, and gets laid by Mexicans.
Yo momma's like a light switch. A two year old could turn her on.
Yo momma's like a brick. Ugly, dirty, and gets laid by Mexicans.
Bose
Antipodean
@ Bud: ha ha, nice
Kefka
Your local Schizophrenic
Your momma's so poor she can't afford a deushe so she heads to the ocean, spreads her legs and waits for the tides to come in.
KingWilly
Melbournite
Your momma's so fat, people hide their pins (tacks, sharp objects) for fear they'll burst her.
Your momma's so hairy, she has to shave with a lawnmower.
Your momma's so poor, she couldn't even pay attention.
Your momma's so ugly, the worlds ugliest man rejected her.
Your momma's so fat, she uses the grand canyon as her toilet.
Your momma's so hairy, she has to shave with a lawnmower.
Your momma's so poor, she couldn't even pay attention.
Your momma's so ugly, the worlds ugliest man rejected her.
Your momma's so fat, she uses the grand canyon as her toilet.
Yo momma's like the neighborhood bicycle, everyone gets a ride.
Yo momma's like an easy golf course, everyone gets a hole-in-one.
Yo momma's like the energizer bunny, she keeps goin, and goin, and goin.......
Yo momma's like a vaccuum, she sucks and she blows.
hehe
Yo momma's like an easy golf course, everyone gets a hole-in-one.
Yo momma's like the energizer bunny, she keeps goin, and goin, and goin.......
Yo momma's like a vaccuum, she sucks and she blows.
hehe
Syrus_Knife
Sifted Silaphi
Ew, God, your only 13? Hehe, pretty gunny though.
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