You guys will appreciate this

[mardukes]

Scrabble game, I'm down about 30 points. Play 4 tiles, reach into the bag and get the last 4. My opponent is quite confident as he plays 2 of his 4 with me holding a full seven and all the big letters on the board already.

I examine my letters and dump all seven, on a triple-word-score for a smooth 81 to go out............

T_R_I_R_E_M_E

 

[Valka D'Ur]

Excellent move! It's nice to see those pesky triremes do something positive, for once!

 

[The Red Bomber]

Booyah. I'll bet your opponent choked on his gum that time.

 

[aronnax]

Who say Civilization is a waste of time! All those hours of mindless playing worked off!

 

[Weird_bug]

Woohoo! That, I think, is the be- no, second best use of Civ 2.
The best is learning capatils. No;
3rd Scrabble/\
2nd Geography
1st...

Learning to read!