Random Rants XLI: Life won't take the lemons back!

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Random Rants (The Original!)
Random Rants Two
Random Rants 3
Random Rants 4: Keep Complaining
Random @#%& rants 5: Life is a female dog.
Random Rants VI: See, this is why we can't have nice things!
Random Rants VII: Why do they ALWAYS do that?!
Random Rantii VIII: When will Latin DIE?
Random Rants IX: I'm Mad As Hell, And I'm Not Gonna Take It Anymore!
Random Rants X: Mraarrrrrrr!!!!!!
Random Rants XI: This Title Actually Has Some Imagination
Random Rants XII: It's Alright To Cry
Random Rants XIII: I don't give a damn for the whole state of Michigan
Random Rants XIV: You're gonna love my nuts
Random Rants XV: Like a Fine Whine
Random Rants XVI: Whambulance Dispatch Center
Random Rants XVII: Rage Against The Machine
Random Rants XVIII: It's cold as hell!
Random Rants XIX: Failure Tactics
Random Rants XX: I CAN'T FIND MY FAGS!!!
RANDOM RANTS XXI: Relapse
RANDOM RANTS XXII: The Angry Dome
RANDOM RANTS 23: Christ, you know it ain't easy!
Random Rants #XXIV - The Angry Mob
RANDOM RANTS XXV: Put a Smile On
RANDOM RANTS XXVI: Those Damned Kids!
Random Rants XXVII: The Rent Is Too Damn High!
RANDOM RANTS XXVIII: Everything is Flammable
Random Rants XXIX: Watch your %*$@ Language!
RANDOM RANTS XXX: age-restricted
RANDOM ANTS XXXI: I hate my job
RANDOM RANTS XXXII: I'm In a Glass Case of Emotion!
RANDOM RANTS XXXIII: World, Y U make me fed up wit U?!!
Random Rants XXXIV: Severe Cussing and VERY Illegal Pony Fights
Random Rants XXXV: BANNED IN THE UK
Random Rants XXXVI: Can't Sleep, Clown Will Eat Me
Random Rants XXXVII: The Server Is Too Busy
Random Rants XXXVIII: First World Problems
Random Rants XXXIX: Coming up with a title is stressful
Random Rants XL: I'm having trouble growing my wood

Alright, everybody! Get mad!
 
Who me? Mad? Oh no. Insane maybe. Mad no. Angry no. Why should I be angry? What's not to like. I'm still alive. What more could I want? Hell, life's treated me better than I deserve. Everyone, but everyone, knows this.

Stuff this. Telling me to get mad. Now, that would make me mad, if I could be bothered. And life weren't such a delight.
 
I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Aimee lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the woman who's going to burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to get my nonexistent engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

.... Sorry, memes aside.
 
No rave's thread! :mad:
 
This is kind of a combination rant/rave post.

MY rant. MY combination DSL modem/router died last night at 10pm, prompting a trip to wal-mart late at night and blowing $95 that I didn't really want to blow.

My rave of sorts. It made me feel better...

 
That's what one does with obsolete and non-working technology: destroy it.
 
This is kind of a combination rant/rave post.

MY rant. MY combination DSL modem/router died last night at 10pm, prompting a trip to wal-mart late at night and blowing $95 that I didn't really want to blow.

My rave of sorts. It made me feel better...


You needed to have this song playing while you were doing it.


Link to video.
 
The gif in the Raves thread is too damned annoying.
 
It was a power plant that was feeding one of there little old nuclear reactors. poor Iran:( (note I seriously don't care that someones taking out the trash in the middle east. My above post was more less a subscription post, but if I had to guess who did it, I would assume it was Israel or Britan trying to defuse the situation before America drags them in to another war.)
 
It was a power plant that was feeding one of there little old nuclear reactors. poor Iran:( (note I seriously don't care that someones taking out the trash in the middle east. My above post was more less a subscription post, but if I had to guess who did it, I would assume it was Israel or Britan trying to defuse the situation before America drags them in to another war.)

Ooer. Are you like, seriously, reactionary then?

But, but, what's your news source? I can't find anything on it.
 
My new English teacher is a blatant Republican. :(
 
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