Random Rants XLII: The Four-Part Plan

[aimeeandbeatles]

Well, well, well, WELCOME TO MY THREAD! Let me just flag something up. According to the rules up there, this thread's going to be locked in a thousand posts. Pretty sure it's a problem with the rules. Think the rules are on the blink. Just in case it isn't, I actually am going to have to post a new thread. As discussed earlier.

So let's call that 500 posts, then a 200 post break, which leaves a leisurely 300 posts to figure out how to shut down the moderators. So anyways, that's the itinerary.

Also, I took the liberty of reading the previous threads, and I'm not going to make the same mistakes. Four part plan is this:

One: No trolls. Two: Start the posting immediately. Three: Flameproof shields for me, leading directly into number four: Flames, for posting at you.

You know what, this plan is so good I'm going to give you a sporting chance and hold off on the posting. I'm joking, of course. Goodbye.

Random Rants (The Original!)
Random Rants Two
Random Rants 3
Random Rants 4: Keep Complaining
Random @#%& rants 5: Life is a female dog.
Random Rants VI: See, this is why we can't have nice things!
Random Rants VII: Why do they ALWAYS do that?!
Random Rantii VIII: When will Latin DIE?
Random Rants IX: I'm Mad As Hell, And I'm Not Gonna Take It Anymore!
Random Rants X: Mraarrrrrrr!!!!!!
Random Rants XI: This Title Actually Has Some Imagination
Random Rants XII: It's Alright To Cry
Random Rants XIII: I don't give a damn for the whole state of Michigan
Random Rants XIV: You're gonna love my nuts
Random Rants XV: Like a Fine Whine
Random Rants XVI: Whambulance Dispatch Center
Random Rants XVII: Rage Against The Machine
Random Rants XVIII: It's cold as hell!
Random Rants XIX: Failure Tactics
Random Rants XX: I CAN'T FIND MY FAGS!!!
RANDOM RANTS XXI: Relapse
RANDOM RANTS XXII: The Angry Dome
RANDOM RANTS 23: Christ, you know it ain't easy!
Random Rants #XXIV - The Angry Mob
RANDOM RANTS XXV: Put a Smile On
RANDOM RANTS XXVI: Those Damned Kids!
Random Rants XXVII: The Rent Is Too Damn High!
RANDOM RANTS XXVIII: Everything is Flammable
Random Rants XXIX: Watch your %*$@ Language!
RANDOM RANTS XXX: age-restricted
RANDOM ANTS XXXI: I hate my job
RANDOM RANTS XXXII: I'm In a Glass Case of Emotion!
RANDOM RANTS XXXIII: World, Y U make me fed up wit U?!!
Random Rants XXXIV: Severe Cussing and VERY Illegal Pony Fights
Random Rants XXXV: BANNED IN THE UK
Random Rants XXXVI: Can't Sleep, Clown Will Eat Me
Random Rants XXXVII: The Server Is Too Busy
Random Rants XXXVIII: First World Problems
Random Rants XXXIX: Coming up with a title is stressful
Random Rants XL: I'm having trouble growing my wood
Random Rants XLI: Life won't take the lemons back!​

PART FIVE! BOOBY-TRAP THE QUICK REPLY BUTTON!

(Don't get this OP? Portal 2 spoilers: https://dl.dropbox.com/u/20004635/portal2 2012-10-25 20-01.mkv )

 

[rugbyLEAGUEfan]

Admirable intentions. Thread title still sucks.

 

[NickyJ]

Rant #1: Didn't get the first post.

Rant #2: The OP is too good to complain about.

 

[Arakhor]

The_J locked the last thread before the full URLs could be loaded into the OP. The title is better than a few of the other 41 Rants titles though.

 

[aimeeandbeatles]

Admirable intentions. Thread title still sucks.

The OP was way too much fun to write.

 

[_random_]

I have the ACT Saturday. Meanwhile, my school friends are in Stratford, ON, and my church friends are doing laser tag. I'd be fine missing one for the other, I just hate the idea of missing both for the freaking ACT.

 

[rugbyLEAGUEfan]

The OP was way too much fun to write.

Oh the OP was tip top, but I'm a traditionalist regarding rant thread title commentary.

 

[Borachio]

I feel justice has been served, in some obscure way.

But it remains to be seen....


What, I'm not sure.

 

[Takhisis]

Rant: I was too busy watchign Dragon ball to actually log in and sneak-snatch this thread. One day I'll reclaim it.

 

[aimeeandbeatles]

There, got the links in. That was a colossal pain.

Ranting can continue.

 

[Takhisis]

Erm, aimee, this is a four-part plan with a part nº5. WTH?

 

[aimeeandbeatles]

Spoiler :

You haven't played Portal 2, have you?

 

[Takhisis]

Argh, stop rubbing it on my face! I'll declare war on Canada.

 

[aimeeandbeatles]

I can send a video if you want.

 

[The_J]

The_J locked the last thread before the full URLs could be loaded into the OP.

Ooops .
Next time, feel free to notice me via PM.
I see aimee added them manually. That work was not really necessary, a short PM and I'd have C&Ped it into it.

Edit: And a rant: Damn headache .

 

[aimeeandbeatles]

Didn't think of that. Whoops.

 

[W|M]

The mother of someone in my class died today.

 

[JohannaK]

Oh man. That sucks really.

And, I don't get the OP or the thread title.

 

[aimeeandbeatles]

Oh man. That sucks really.

And, I don't get the OP or the thread title.

Spoiler :

It's a reference to a scene towards the end of Portal 2. Once I get a few things done, I'll make a video of it.

 

[JohannaK]

Oh, who would have ever thought that it would be a reference to Portal 2.