Part 8, European Invasion
1658-1704
It seemed that France was content, for now at least, with capturing just Calais. England seemed to accept that they had lost of the city, and neither side wanted to begin a drawn out war, much less contemplate a cross-channel invasion; peace was delcared in 1658. What followed was thirty years of peace for Europe, and the Spanish Empire.
It was a different story in North America though, as England and Saxony continued their war with the Indians. However neither side made any large pushes into the other's territory, and the 'war' ammounted to nothing more than constant skrimishing and small scale battles. The Dutch joined this conflict on the side of the Europeans in 1665, however this did not change the tide of the fighting.
During this period King Darth concentrated on developing both Spain itself and the Empire. New market squares, banks, theatres and other buildings were built in the colonies, and by the 1670s, many of the colonies were reaching levels of size and complexity equal to even the largest and oldest European cities. With it's pleasant (if volatile) climate, and all the trappings of the civilized Old World, the Carribean was becoming a paradise.
Economically, technologically, culturally, militarily and indeed, grammatically, it was a time of growth for Spain.
A 'Ye Olde Clocke' circa the renaissance
In 1685, France continued it's aggressive moves in Europe, and declared war on it's neighbour Saxony. The French used their superior size to quickley overun the Saxon cities. Despite assiatance from England, by 1695 Saxony had lost all of it's western European cities to France. In retaliation, the Saxons captured France's last two colonies in North America - France's only colonies now were tiny islands in the Spanish-dominated Carribean. However, it was evident to all that France was no longer interested in the New World - they wanted domination in the Old World...and King Darth could not allow this to happen!
In a conference held in Madrid, it was decided by King Darth and his advisors that Spain should attack France immediatley, as the bulk of the French army would surely still be in the former Saxon lands to the east. Spain would attack from the west - in 1696, war was delcared and Spain invaded France! Two main stacks attacked, one towards France's Atlantic coast, and one towards it's Mediterranean coast. The stacks were made up of modern infantry and artillery units, and some machine guns.
A newfangled weapon, the 'machine gun' was starting to appear on the battlefield
King Darth's plan went perfectly - the French cities on the Spain-France border had very small garrisons and were overwhelmed quickely and releatively easily - Bordeaux and Montpellier were both captured in 1697. It was not all good news though - the Spanish held city of Amsterdam in Holland came under siege from a massive French army in late 1698, and after an epic battle, the Spanish garrison fell and the city was lost. The battle proved costly for both sides, and yet in hindsight, expending so much effort on Amsterdam proved to be a blunder for the French, for it diverted troops away from the main Spanish thrust in the west. Taking adavantage of the fact that the bulk of France's army was busy elsewhere, in 1699, the Spanish pushed forward. By 1700, the cities of Orleans and Lyon in central France had fallen - Paris itself was now within striking distance for the Spanish troops.
The capture of Orleans put Paris within spitting distance
However, before any such attack could take place, the French army that had taken Amsterdam reached Orleans, and a descisive battle began. Over the course of 1700-1702, many bloody battles were fought, however the Spaniards eventually won out, and in 1703, they looked towards their ultimate goal - Paris!
We shall eat their women and have our way with their cheese - or was it the other way around?
In the summer of 1703, Spanish troops in Orleans marched out to the north to attack Paris - after a massive artillery bombardment, it was captured in 1704! King Darth ordered that the city be razed to the ground, in the words of the great man himself "that'll show the cheese eaters".