Ask A Girl IV: Boundless Questions

[Abaddon]

 

[Boundless]

What the hell is a lemon?

As Abaddon suggests, lemons are pretty good.

They are a fruit. Of the citrus variety. The fruit is used for culinary and nonculinary purposes throughout the world.

It's also an affectionate word for 'idiot', 'fool', 'stupid', 'twit', 'moron' etc etc etc - used by yours truly.

And remember...

 

[Thoughtful Thug]

What about sourpuss? Do they say that in the UK?

 

[Greizer85]

"When life gives you AIDS, make lemonAIDS."
Sorry to be such a sour fruit, but that's what this country does to you, especially without female reinforcements. (A lot of women like a twisted sense of humor, though.)

 

[Boundless]

What about sourpuss? Do they say that in the UK?

I think people do, but are probably either over the 70 or get looked at strangely...

 

[nato2101]

I think people do, but are probably either over the 70 or get looked at strangely...

Humbug sourpuss is a perfectly acceptable word

 

[Abaddon]

When life gives you lemons, hey, free lemons!

 

[Boundless]

Humbug sourpuss is a perfectly acceptable word

Humbug isn't though you lemon. Unless you're actually Scrooge.

 

[downtown]

When life gives you lemons...you say **** the lemons, and bail

 

[nato2101]

Humbug isn't though you lemon. Unless you're actually Scrooge.

That was the point

Are women as attached to their boobs as men are to their nuts?

 

[Boundless]

That was the point

Are women as attached to their boobs as men are to their nuts?

How attached ARE men to their nuts?
I'm not attached to my boobs at all. I pay attention to other parts of my body far more...

 

[nato2101]

How attached ARE men to their nuts?
I'm not attached to my boobs at all. I pay attention to other parts of my body far more...

Well a real man would rather be stabbed or shot in the head than in the nuts
Death is preferable to a sexless life.

 

[SuperJay]

Yeah, I don't think there's any comparison, really. Even a light tap in the jewels can be agony; with breasts, not so much (or so I hear).

Besides, women cannot retract breasts into their body cavity like we can with our testes.

 

[nato2101]

Also imo testicles are proof we were not created by a perfect divine and loving creature, because why would he/she/it have made it possible for men to sit down on their most sensitive body part, causing an ocean of pain?

 

[Boundless]

Also imo testicles are proof we were not created by a perfect divine and loving creature, because why would he/she/it have made it possible for men to sit down on their most sensitive body part, causing an ocean of pain?

So they could pretend to understand childbirth I suppose... But that's such a boring, standard answer. To keep your ego's under wraps?

 

[Mise]

Bollocks.

 

[nato2101]

So they could pretend to understand childbirth I suppose... But that's such a boring, standard answer. To keep your ego's under wraps?

If it were due to our egos then he/she/it shouldn't have made us so awesome and clearly superior to every other breathing being

 

[SuperJay]

Also imo testicles are proof we were not created by a perfect divine and loving creature, because why would he/she/it have made it possible for men to sit down on their most sensitive body part, causing an ocean of pain?

Yeah, the whole miraculous fact that we're each carrying around those little factories between our legs - the temperature and safety of which our bodies will automatically regulate without any thought from us geniuses - is slightly dimmed by the fact that just seating yourself incorrectly can make you collapse in agony.

 

[Boundless]

Women have it sorted, our factories are stored safely away!

 

[nato2101]

Women have it sorted, our factories are stored safely away!

But have a finite supply, and don't function as efficiently; they only work part of the time and "break down" on a regular(monthly) basis.