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Great advances have been made indeed in the People's Holy Autonomous Republic of Paradise Island. Indeed, Salvation can come to all, as proven by the recent de-Zombification of a Civilian near the Detective's Agency. All braise to the Lord! And to Slurm™, the country's top energy drink made by the Company at the Nuclear power station! This has been in the context of our surge that was aimed at preventing the Company's northern dependencies from being overrun by the Zombies.
Not much else is happening right now, so we'll spare energy and our listeners' ears by ending thsi transmission right now.