Update as a part of
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*Julius Caesar enters*
Caesar: My friend, can I tempt you with the offer of Constitution for Divine Right + 390 gold
Mansa: No thanks, my BFF! But we'll have to make t-shirts. Mansa-Caesar Best Friends Forever
Caesar: What?
Mansa: Yeah! We'll wear them for life
Caesar: Personally, I think you should get a t-shirt that says Mansa-Caesar. One is a leader, the other a kidnapper.
Mansa: I assume your the kidnapper
Funny Joke, BFF!
Caesar: Don't call me that!
Mansa: Ok, Best Buddy
Caesar: *aargh*
*Caesar leaves*
Joe: I don't think he's your BFF....
Mansa: What made you think that?
Joe: Oh, nothing, me being delusional :rollseyes:
*Elizabeth enters*
Elizabeth: Cancel your deals with Rome!
Mansa: NEVER!!!! I WILL NEVER BETRAY MY BFF!!!!
You meany!!!
Elizabeth: You and Caesar, BFF's???
He told me you tried to kidnap him, and to this day you take "Salad Ransom" from his him...
Mansa: DON'T DENY OUR FRIENDSHIP
Joe: He's emotionally unstable...
Elizabeth: I believe you...
*Elizabeth leaves*
Messenger: We founded Agades and Vadan!
Mansa: Awesome, I'll text Caesar about it!!!
Basil: Sorry, we don't have phones yet...
Mansa: What??? Fine, I'll send Joe off to Rome, painted white, with a t-shirt that says:
Tweet: Hey BFF, we founded 2 new cities
Kris: Sure, bye, Joe
Joe: What???
Kris: I've got the white paint!
Mansa: *paints Joe white* He looks too much like a newspaper... *paints Joe red* That's better!
Joe: *mad*
Mansa: Perfect!
Basil: I have to agree, bye Joe
*Mansa shoves door on Joe*
Joe's voice: I'm not going!!!!
Guard's voice: I think you are... *pulls out rifle* We have been ordered to make sure you get to Rome.
Joe's voice: So this is what he's been using the army for...
Kris: Well that and kidnapping leaders