Swedishguy
Deity
''A good enough bucket should probably be polished''
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Oooh get her!Why don't you just change the thread title to 'Random Simpson Quotes'?
Meh, if God cared that much he would register as a member and then we couldn't make user-specific polls about him.
Dunno if this quite qualifies as weird, but Sophie's post about putting me in a freezer reminded me of it
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/6283677.stm
Kan since when did you (or your relatives) move to FL?
Incredible how far they migrate. With a good tail wind at altitude scotsmen often make an anual migration as far as southern portugal and spain
SuperBeaverInc. said:Groundskeeper Willie: It won't last. Brothers and sisters are natural enemies. Like Englishmen and Scots! Or Welshmen and Scots! Or Japanese and Scots! Or Scots and other Scots! Damn Scots! They ruined Scotland!
Principal Skinner: You Scots sure are a contentious people.
Groundskeeper Willie: You just made an enemy for life!
No number of allegations of impartiality actually imply impartiality. <snip> Me and my mates hereby allege you are a frog. There's a lot of us therefore you are a frog.
tv inspectors? that's an old joke. apparently last year a detector van came round this area (a virtual licence free zone). nothing more has been heard. (i don't think the locals ate them, but it's possible.)
I eat dead animals, and then incorporate their proteins into my emmissions.
That'll teach 'em.
For future reference, here's who you're supposed to blame.
Code:EVENT ---------------------- BLAME Blizzards ------------------ ExxonMobil Cold weather --------------- Rush Limbaugh Drought -------------------- Microsoft Fog ------------------------ Pfizer Hail ----------------------- IBM High humidity -------------- FOX News Channel Hot wealther --------------- Philip Morris Hurricanes ----------------- Karl Rove Ice ------------------------ Monsanto Rain ----------------------- Bush administration Snow ----------------------- Wal-Mart Thunderstorms -------------- CEOs Tornados ------------------- McDonald's Wind ----------------------- General Dynamics