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  • I'm nearing your political compass score! :p

    I'm so happy that I've gotten more liberal lately.
    Upgrading to Firefox 5 worked. Except Firefox 5 is HORRIBLE and some idiot took my lower-side bar where I could see links, now I get some sort of tag that goes on and off, this is just WRONG. :cringe:
    I don't know. Embedded YouTube in the forum works, but in the YouTube website it won't. Lolwut?
    Rick Astley High Five!
    (it is a Rick-Roll isn't it? YouTube refuses to load any videos :()
    The flying spaghetti monster is nothing but a rock for the wicked to anchor to. Anne Hathaway is the Mother of Kings, she is the Livestone, she is The Life.
    Of course not. Real sauce was created by Satan to take control of the minds of the innoncent Italian children.
    I suppose you could call it sauce if you felt so inclined, I prefer to think of it as a blast of freshness in an otherwise dark and damp and rather terrible place.
    That's 'cause y'all is stupid and y'all ain't knowin' how to write well. I love my Grandma to death, but Anne Hathaway knows I'd kick my Grandma out of my house faster than a bat out of Hong Kong to live on the street than have anyone know I have a Grandma who worships a giant f'ing noodle.

    Thank Anne Hathaway my Grandma is actually smart and she belongs to the Church of Anne Hathaway, like all good family-oriented Americans do.
    I spent 5 minutes writing a huge ass response that took 3 VMs to post, and all you say is a one line response? FOR THAT YOU SHALL DIE, FOOL!
    Lights ... lights everywhere ... DO YOU KNOW WHAT HELL IS LIKE?? LIGHTS! NO SWEET DREAMS FOR THE DEAD! JUST LIGHTS THAT BORE INTO YOUR EYES, YOU CAN'T SEE ANYTHING EVERYTHING IS SO BRIGHT, SOULS SEARCHING FOR SWEET DREAMS, THEY CAN'T FIND THEM.
    But why should I describe Hell to you? You are headed there! YOU SHALL FEEL THE TERROR YOUR OWN SELF! No mercy for the damned! Christians might delude themselves into thinking the one God is merciful, she is not, she delights in holding her finger against the throats of the dead kings and watching the terror in their eyes and she thrusts their ill-gotten diadems into the abyssal depths. And just like the dead kings she shall bind your heart with the chains of your own greed and leave you in the darkest corner of Hell for the vultures to dine upon your cold flesh. What greed, you ask? You attempted to DESTROY the healing powers of Anne Hathaway for your own jealousy could not stand that someone could have the divine powers that most mortals only dream of, for you lusted after the powers of Anne Hathaway yourself.
    And NOW dare you to claim that the messiah is not the venerable lord Anne Hathaway, but instead the flying spaghetti monster? Notice how I declined to give the flying spaghetti monster capital letters in his name, for capital letters to go people of POWER, and the flying spaghetti monster is NOTHING, NOTHING but the dust churned from the imagination of the wicked. For claiming that this NOBODY is the messiah, Anne Hathaway condemns you to death in the most vile and wicked circle of Hell, the Circle of Paula Deen, where you must wade through the lake of butter for all eternity all the while deformed and fried poultry scratch you in the eyes with their claws and bright lights never give you the satisfaction of slipping away from the torment in sweet sleep, not even for a moment.
    Anne Hathaway does not like what you did. SHE DOES NOT LIKE IT!!! When Anne Hathaway reveals herself as the messiah don't expect forgiveness for your sins. YOU CAN EXPECT DEATH, FOOL, FOR YOUR SINS AND YOUR UNTENABLE CRIMES AGAINST OUR LORD AND SAVIOR ANNE HATHAWAY!!!!!!
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