Eclipse-X010
Imperial Ascended Being
Tasking Orders: After looking through the forums and realizing their was no "1000 Reasons You Play Civ IV too much" thread already started I decided to start one myself after reading the hilariously funny thread "1000 Reasons You play Civ 3 too much". I'm hoping everyone can submit at last 1 clue (if not more), I will begin by submitting 20.
NOTE: For those of you who have read 1000 Clues you play Civ 3 too much thread, try not to use repeats of that thread
now without further ado
1000 Clues You Play Civilization 4 Too Much
1) Your doctor diagnosed you with TMCFS (Too Much civ 4 syndrome)
2) You decide too start a religion called "Civilizationism'
3) The above religion flourishes and you use the money you save from taxes to buy a car that has an autopilot so you can play Civ $ on your way to work
4) Your friend walks in on you playing Civ for the 31st time in a row and says simply: you need help
5) You know Sid Meyers personally and not for a good reason
6) The people in the afore mentioned religion erect a 60 foot tall statue of Sid and call it "Sido Rendo"
7) You call the White House and ask to speak to President Roosevelt
8) When people tell you George Bush is president you wonder why he isn't in Civ 4
9) You start a protest against the Iraq war singing: War! What is it good for, absolutely nothing!!!
10) You actually think a nuke won't destroy a city
11) You wonder why we didn't just build SDI during the Cold War
12) You start a crusade against every religion incept for Confucianism saying "I always win when I play as them"
13) You think America was established in 4000 B.C.
14) You think that in the next 50 years the world will be fighting with dreadnoughts and assault mechs
15) You see a ride called "Montezooma's Revenge" at an amusement park and wonder why he wants revenge seeing as he always wins
16) You think the Deity level is too easy
17) You are shoched when you are told America has both marines AND Navy Seals
18) You believe the Persians had armies of thousands of immortals
19) You watch the movie "300" and the first thing that comes to your mind is : Stupid Persians, using archers to attack instead of defend
20) You Build your house on a hill with a forest between to rivers because you want a defense bonus.
NOTE: For those of you who have read 1000 Clues you play Civ 3 too much thread, try not to use repeats of that thread
now without further ado
1000 Clues You Play Civilization 4 Too Much
1) Your doctor diagnosed you with TMCFS (Too Much civ 4 syndrome)
2) You decide too start a religion called "Civilizationism'
3) The above religion flourishes and you use the money you save from taxes to buy a car that has an autopilot so you can play Civ $ on your way to work
4) Your friend walks in on you playing Civ for the 31st time in a row and says simply: you need help
5) You know Sid Meyers personally and not for a good reason
6) The people in the afore mentioned religion erect a 60 foot tall statue of Sid and call it "Sido Rendo"
7) You call the White House and ask to speak to President Roosevelt
8) When people tell you George Bush is president you wonder why he isn't in Civ 4
9) You start a protest against the Iraq war singing: War! What is it good for, absolutely nothing!!!
10) You actually think a nuke won't destroy a city
11) You wonder why we didn't just build SDI during the Cold War
12) You start a crusade against every religion incept for Confucianism saying "I always win when I play as them"
13) You think America was established in 4000 B.C.
14) You think that in the next 50 years the world will be fighting with dreadnoughts and assault mechs
15) You see a ride called "Montezooma's Revenge" at an amusement park and wonder why he wants revenge seeing as he always wins
16) You think the Deity level is too easy
17) You are shoched when you are told America has both marines AND Navy Seals
18) You believe the Persians had armies of thousands of immortals
19) You watch the movie "300" and the first thing that comes to your mind is : Stupid Persians, using archers to attack instead of defend
20) You Build your house on a hill with a forest between to rivers because you want a defense bonus.
(this from someone who was "gone" on John Major at the age of 12 and found Michael Howard even more charming in real life than his vampire image made him seem...). David Cameron, Blair and Brown have too many teeth to be sexy, though when Brown smiles he looks like my Uncle Ian, so that's a plus in my book. Barack would be sexy (kind of Justinian meets Mansa Musa) if he gave any intimation of knowing what to do if he got the presidency, and McCain...I wouldn't say no. Would get my vote if I had one.
