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1000 Clues You Play Civ IV Too Much

Discussion in 'Civ4 - General Discussions' started by Eclipse-X010, Jun 30, 2008.

  1. Silv Something

    Silv Something Pi(e) Loving Maniac

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    :lol: That's great!

    "My name is Ozymandias, but one cannot eternally live in a cradle." -- Leonardo Da Vinci

    "A man does not get himself killed for a little security so cheap that only the rich will burn candles." -- Angela Merkel

    "It is entirely seemly for a young man killed in battle to lie mangled by one vessel unto honor, and another onto dishonor?" -- Kurdish proverb
     
  2. Bryce3

    Bryce3 King of Wessex

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    3170) You see a leaflet advertising tourism for Vatican City, but wonder how comes its got all that culture, but it hasn't flipped loads of Italian cities yet?
     
  3. Civ'ed

    Civ'ed I ain't gotta explain a thing

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    OCC, of course.
     
  4. Bryce3

    Bryce3 King of Wessex

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    3171) When you work this out, you release that Italy must have cheated by giving itself settlers/cities in the WB
     
  5. baseballpie

    baseballpie Deity

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    I love this so much :lol:

    "The bureaucracy is expanding, not when there is nothing left to add, but when political power grows out of the barrel of a gun." - Andrew Jackson
     
  6. AW Arcaeca

    AW Arcaeca Deus Vult

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    I can at least attempt this...

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    "You should hammer your iron when the same God that has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect will feed him for a life time for art's sake." - Steve Wozniak

    3172) You spend your free time merging civ4 tech quotes for the sake of humor.
     
  7. Timsup2nothin

    Timsup2nothin Deity

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    Obviously just my opinion, but that one wins. :goodjob:
     
  8. CaterpillarKing

    CaterpillarKing Conqueror of Cacoons

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    "The whole is greater than the earthly by the love of self, so long as it's black." - Pliny the Elder
     
  9. baseballpie

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    We need a thread dedicated to this.
     
  10. Bryce3

    Bryce3 King of Wessex

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  11. civfanchambers

    civfanchambers Prince

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    "A designer knows he has achieved perfection, when words are both true and kind, so that the strong should not harm the weak, except by the lawful judgment of his peers".
     
  12. AW Arcaeca

    AW Arcaeca Deus Vult

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    "Never trust a computer we borrow from our children." - Homer

    "It is not the strongest species that survive, but the great masses of the wisest men that follow their own direction with their eyes turned skyward." - Virgil

    "It is from their foes, not their friends, that cities make a habit of doing two things: to help, or at least, to do no harm." - Albert Einstein

    "You can get more of what you want with a kind word and a gun than you can with what gunpowder did for war." - Sputnik
     

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  13. Quintillus

    Quintillus Archiving Civ3 Content Supporter

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    I agree. These are both funny, and at times sensible as well. One of y'all who's submitted some should start a thread. It'd be a shame for them to fall into obscurity by being buried 145 pages deep into a thread.
     
  14. baseballpie

    baseballpie Deity

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    I guess I could if that's alright with everyone.
     
  15. Lennier

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    You can do it even if it's not OK with everyone. ;)
     
  16. Timsup2nothin

    Timsup2nothin Deity

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    Done and done well.
     
  17. Pangaea

    Pangaea Rock N Roller

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    Clue #2898

    "Civ 4 - Strategy & Tips" is on top of the "Most Visited" list in Firefox.
     
  18. Seraiel

    Seraiel If you want anything from I please ask in German

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    That's actually a clue that you play CIV wrongly, because what should be on top of the list are the HoF-forums ^^ .
     
  19. civfanchambers

    civfanchambers Prince

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    When your playing Civ4 prevents you from viewing the cfc forum.
     
  20. reddishrecue

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    When you play deity difficulty many times on random and rage quit many times that you start feeling depressed.
     

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