1000 clues that you are already too obsessed with Civ IV!

[KingTux]

975. You have finally decided to have religion in your life in anticipation of civilization 4
976. You didn't believe that religion existed before Civilization IV
977. You thought that temples throughout ages were only built for culture's sake, but have recently found out through Civ4 previews that they can also produce religion
978. You know how many turns it will take before CivIII becomes CivIV overnight.
979. You've stayed awake at night pondering the many ways to write CivIV
980. You've started out all conversations with "Our words are backed by nuclear weapons" to see if anyone else knows what you mean.
981. You became friends with Sid just so that you could sneak a peek at Civ4
982. You realize that this isn't very likely with today's modern NDA's.
983. You could care less about 982 and have sneaked into Firaxis studios anyways.
984. You recently discovered that the United Nations actually CAN elect leaders
985. You submit your name to the UN for consideration to be the next president
986. You salivate at any mention of culture bombs.
987. You've sought out missionaries in hopes that they've got Civ4
988. You can't stand leaving the clue list without getting to 1000, but have to because of everyday life
989. You think that Civilization is all that life is about.
990. You feel like my signiture is what is actually going to happen
991. You come back within 5 minutes to finish posting, even though you know you have more important things to do.
992. You petitioned to have an Aqueduct built within your town so that you could have +2 Health
993. You told your town that it was VERY unhealthy because it had over 1000 citizens, which leads to waste, but retracted your complaint when you found out that pollution isn't in Civ4.
994. You went down to your local hardware store to buy 100 hammers so that you could finish your university before Civ4 came out
995. You've already written code for Linux to make Civ4 work, even before it came out
996. You renamed all your leaders in Civ3 to their civ4 counterparts so that you could feel like you were actually playing Civ4
997. You plan on skipping Civ4 and start programming Civ5 so that you could brag to all your friends that Civ5 is better than Civ4.
998. You learned python JUST SO that you would be able to program Civ4 and make yourself feel like you wrote part of it's code
999. You decided to build 2 theaters instead of a university just so that you could be more cultured.
1000. You posted 26 clues just so that you could be the first to hit 1000.

 

[Crayton]

should we go back and replace duplicate clues??

 

[KingTux]

How about just going to 4000? that would be the Civ4ish thing to do.

Here's a start:

1001: You started your own Civ4 fan club back in 1991, way before it came out.

 

[knupp715]

Look on some of the previous pages if you don't mind

P.S. Yes I stole your sig just to tick you off

969 - You're high on the sedatives you're taking in to keep your fear of a delayed release of civ4 at bay

GRRRRRRR I'm ticked off!

1002. You are overwhelmed with incredeble exitement when you see this thread has reached over 1000
1003. You realize that now you don't even care about this thread even though you have followed it religiously for the last three weeks
1004. You make one last anouncement, "we need 0 more posts in order to reach the 1000th clue that you are already too obsessed with Civilization 4"

 

[knupp715]

972. Moderator Action: Then you're warned for spamming just to bump the thread back to the top.
Please read the forum rules: http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=422889

1005. You think this is the best clue out of all of them
1006. You think about spamming just to bump the thread back to the top because you think it would be amusing
1007. You decide not to because you don't want to be penalized
1008. You decide to put clue 972 in your signiature
1009. Your new goal in life is to become a moderator
1010. Then only reason for 1009 is so you can warn other people five years from now is rememberence of this moment

 

[Ellkol]

1011: You are More Exicted about Civ4 coming out than your birthday.

(Sad but true, my birthday is Oct 23.)

 

[admiral-bell]

1012:you hate kingtux for posting the 1000th clue

 

[Chieftess]

1005. You think this is the best clue out of all of them
1006. You think about spamming just to bump the thread back to the top because you think it would be amusing
1007. You decide not to because you don't want to be penalized
1008. You decide to put clue 972 in your signiature
1009. Your new goal in life is to become a moderator
1010. Then only reason for 1009 is so you can warn other people five years from now is rememberence of this moment

1013. Moderator Action: You're banned for 2 days for putting a moderator action in your sig, and discussion moderator actions. I wasn't joking about the spam part.
Please read the forum rules: http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=422889

 

[weakciv]

1014 - You cant belIeVe that we forgot to mention that you use IV every time I and V are used together in the same word. LIVe, jIVe, dIVe, belIeVe, revIVe, survIVe, etc.

 

[KingTux]

1015- You determine that getting the Internet to your house will be too costly (2000 hammers) and have few benefits (+2 techs already discovered by other nations), so you sponge off of others.
1016- You believe that Mount Rushmore is evil, due to the fact that you need Fascism to build it
1017- You also believe that Scotland Yard is an extension of Communism, as you have to have Communism first to build it
1018- You wonder why George Bush hasn't built more jails to control war weariness
1019-You believe that to improve overall happiness, that we need more jails
1020- You built a bomb shelter in your backyard so that you'd be prepared for when Civ4 came out (and the first nuclear strike after the official release)

 

[admiral-bell]

You inform everyone that we need -3.5 posts per day to make the 1000 post mark

 

[admiral-bell]

1022: you accidentily posted twice

 

[admiral-bell]

you are sad you can't keep this thread on the first page

 

[NuclearElephant]

1021- You post on threads like this: http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=131876

 

[NuclearElephant]

1022- You have upwards of 12 average posts per day on this website

 

[Jecrell]

Unfortunately there is a limit of 1000. Quick, someone close it and make another!

 

[Sirian]

1023: You had to wait for this list to exceed 1000 clues, because you were the most prolific poster in the last 1000 clues thread and you were "taking a break due to all the burnout".

 

[joethreeblah]

I love that the moderators continued with the numbering system in their warnings!

someone should go back and get rid of the repeats, renumber them

probably we're at like 250

 

[mossmonster]

1024. You actually care that clue number 1000 was or wasn't reached, let alone that it happened at a specific time.

 

[elderotter]

this is an undead thread - it just won't die - quick put a stake in it's heart, cut off it's head stuff the head with garlic and bury it somewhere else. (Says exorcism rites over corpse of thread).