1000 clues that you are already too obsessed with Civ IV!

[knupp715]

910. You make out with the computer screen when pictures of Catherine the
Great is on it.

 

[Tee Kay]

911. Someone ask you the name of the current Egyptian leader, and you said "Hatshepsut"

 

[Undertaker798]

912. You have erotic fantasies with one of the Civ4 leader's figureheads.

 

[Red Door]

913. You already have your plans for game settings, civ, expansion plan, and which civ you'll take out first.

 

[LAnkou]

914: you wonder why would be the real number of clues if there wasn't clues written twice...
915: you get disapointed since we are finally very far of 1000 once twin clues are taken off...

 

[Shigga]

916 - You use the phrase "My words are backed with nuclear weapons" regularly as the killer argument when having issues with somebody...

 

[oagersnap]

917: You have already told your friends and colleagues everything there is to know about civ 4, so they actually know what you're talking about when you say that. (see clue no. 916)

918. You have hidden your keyboard and mouse because you are are afraid they might accidentally spill something on it before the release of civ4.

10. You mess up the numbers because all you can think about is the nuber of days left before civilization 4 will be released.

 

[knupp715]

920. You wonder if this thread will still be posted on even after we reach the 1000th clue

 

[Eshnunna]

921. You just joined the CFC forum just because all your non virtual friends are getting pised off with your drooling over a game they haven't ever heard of

 

[Polietileno]

922. You saw this threat in last spot of the first page, and you don´t want it to let it fall so you make a post.

 

[Rhymes]

923- same as 922
924- I at least succeded in getting one clue with the mighty 4!
925- You drop a class or two this semester to liberate some upcoming civ4 playing time.

 

[knupp715]

926. You stay up all night crying because you are sad that the posting on this thread is slowing down

927. You make sure everyone knows we still need 7.2 posts per day to reach the 1000 th clue

928. You stay true to this thread through thick and thin

929. You cry because you know that once civ 4 comes out no one will post in this thread anymore

930. You post 5 different clues all on different posts so this thread will stay on the first page (922)

 

[Sildo]

931. You actualy care wether this thread stays on the first page

 

[knupp715]

931. You actualy care wether this thread stays on the first page

932. You really really really do care if this thread stays on the first page, and you never want it to end.

 

[Tommy1234567890]

knupp copied...the person that posts a clue after knupp715 call their clue #932 so knupp's won't count

 

[knupp715]

knupp copied...the person that posts a clue after knupp715 call their clue #932 so knupp's won't count

I don't think you understood what I was saying, I'll edit my above post. Sorry for the confusion.

 

[Tommy1234567890]

Ok It Doesn't Matter

 

[keyboard kowboy]

933: On watching the saturday night lottery show and the question is asked "Which city in tennesse (sorry bout spelling there lol) city is named after an egyptian captial?" and before the answer are revealed you are jumping up and down shouting memphis because you had built it earlier that day in a new game of CIV 3:Conquests

 

[BuddhaBubba]

29. You made yourself a CD with all the podcasts, interviews, etc.. that you listen to everywhere you go.

podcasts! where do i get them?

 

[knupp715]

934. You are overwhelmed with joy when today you see that this thread is in the middle of the page.
935. You start crying because nobody is posting anything anymore
936. You are afraid everyone else has forgotten about this thread and isn't even reading what you are saying right now
937. You hope someone is reading what you're saying right now
938. You tell anybody who is listening that we need 6.88888888888888888888888888888888 posts per day to reach the 1000th clue