1000 clues that you are already too obsessed with Civ IV!

[mtu]

You sing / whistle / hum "Baba Yetu" at work / in the shower / in the toilet

1133: You play "Baba Yetu" really loud in your car, just on the off chance some guy will someday open his eyes wide and say "Damn, you play that too!?" and you can talk about the game

 

[Randle]

1134: You hear someone playing "Baba Yetu" real loud, but when they come up to you refuse to open your borders, because you don't want them to expand on the otherside of your empire.

1135: You've actually read the 1134 clues before this one.

1136: You've played so many games that you had to buy a new hard drive to make room for the save files.

 

[mtu]

1136: You've played so many games that you had to buy a new hard drive to make room for the save files.

Because you never throw them away, do you? I'm sure I never would .

 

[Roibeárd]

1137. As you make your way around town, you see a cathedral, a mosque, a synagogue, several theatres and a broadcast tower and you wonder why there are still so many unhappy people around.

 

[Harrier]

1138. You post to this thread.

 

[SuperBeaverInc.]

1139 You have pyjamas that look just like Isabella's outfit
1140 You have been playing so long that you know have a big, scraggly beard

 

[GrendelS]

1138. You post to this thread.

You're not serious, are you? That's been posted like 50 times or so in this thread.

1141. You check the above and can't help yourself to point out that the same has already been said as #25, #182, #346, #372, ... in this thread.

 

[Harrier]

You're not serious, are you? That's been posted like 50 times or so in this thread.

1141. You check the above and can't help yourself to point out that the same has already been said as #25, #182, #346, #372, ... in this thread.

Ok - point taken. I have not read every post but should have guessed it would have been posted.

So I will change 1138 to the following:

New 1138 - When you check every post in this thread for repititions.

 

[dlordmagic]

1142: You like basketball and Civ 4 and think of meshing the two. You think of replacing the civs with the NBA basketball teams.

 

[mtu]

Oh, here's one that happened to me a while back. Take into account that a little alcohol was involved:

1143: You're riding your bike and every 15 meters you think "I gotta stop and wait for the next turn!"

Wish I were kidding

 

[Clownfish]

Ok - point taken. I have not read every post but should have guessed it would have been posted.

So I will change 1138 to the following:

New 1138 - When you check every post in this thread for repititions.

Argh, that's almost like #1141, where grendelS pointed out that he himself checked the posts for posts like yours!

 

[Clownfish]

This weekend my girlfriend was away, so I took the oppurtunity to play way too many hours of CivIV. I really suffered some bad side-effects (maybe already mentioned in this thread).

#1144 If you see a glow or shine around something (as when the sun shone from the side at my dirty window behind my returned girlfriends head) you think: Aah, a promotion! (expecting to soon hear a drum roll)

#1145 When you see the color purple, it attracts you attention: Aah, culture! (wonder how many points...)

 

[GrendelS]

Argh, that's almost like #1141, where grendelS pointed out that he himself checked the posts for posts like yours!

Yeah, and I wasn't even kidding - check out the previous points I numerated...

 

[The Thracian]

1146- Refuse to let your dad into the dining room as he has not agreed open borders

1147- Have Baba Yetu on your Ipod

 

[Harrier]

Argh, that's almost like #1141, where grendelS pointed out that he himself checked the posts for posts like yours!

The post I was replying to included #1141

Also if I am sad enough to check - I guess I will find similar replies as #1141.

But I will leave that to others - grendelS - maybe. :lol

 

[dlordmagic]

#1148 You are engaged to be married, you have set the time and place. The only thing left to do is to pick your religion.

#1149 You check this thread every couple of days to read the new clues.

 

[Kalleyao]

1150You think you will win a time victory 2050 if you increase your score. (population, land etc.)

 

[kristopherb]

you know what we are on about

 

[dlordmagic]

you know what we are on about

Is this number 1151 or just a question?

 

[AvianAvenger]

1152: you spend time flamming people on civ forums rather than doing more important things.