1000 clues that you are already too obsessed with Civ IV!

[UnitQ]

1071: we are really on 1071 becouse we skiped 1064
1072: this thread is still here
1073: I actually found it again
1074: I did four things already

 

[SuperBeaverInc.]

1075 - You've already replaced your pictures of Theodora with the Civ 4 Catherine.
1076 - You write to the government trying to encourage them to switch civics.

 

[King Flevance]

1077. You bring this thread back from the grave to add more things to it.

 

[King Flevance]

1078. You are trying to think of something new to add.

 

[SuperBeaverInc.]

1079 You post a clue that doesn't actually relate to Civ 4

 

[King Flevance]

1080. But your still happy to post it.

 

[Vietnamese Guy]

1081

you make love thinking about how to beat 8 AIs in deity mode

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

1082. You research Polytheism to build the Parthenon for the gods Sid Meier, Soren Johnson, etc.
1083. You plan to implant a microchip in your brain that allows you to access your computer and play Civ IV.
1084. You do 1083, then plan to implant the computer itself in your brain.
1085. You do 1084, and die of massive internal bleeding.

 

[petermarkab]

1086. You start reading this thread for the hundredth time, but give up and skip to the last page cause you'd rather be playing civ 4.

 

[BlackX]

1087. You've begun dressing like your favourite Civ leader.

 

[AL_DA_GREAT]

1088. you have Civ wallpaper on your desktop.
1089. you have Civ wallpaper in your living room.

 

[GrendelS]

1090. You have a Sid tattoo
1091. You had a "I love Mom" tattoo, and let the "Mom" part cross out and have "Sid" written over it.
1092. The tattoo is on your forehead

 

[ChrTh]

1093. You start doing the Alex "two-finger lip tap" when thinking.

Um, not that I've, uh, started doing that ... or anything ...

 

[Tycoon101]

1094- You begin to wonder what your civ traits are in real life.
1095- You wish that flying camera mode had a blue sky, not black
1096-you send a fishing boat on a massive journey aroud the world to get crabs in the north pole.
1097- You think about changinging your religeon and start a Jihad
"Hey let's become Confucian Warlords! Yeah!"
1098- Even when you aren't playing it you are
1099- You see an old bald man in a blue toga and a beard and try to incoperate him into your family as a 'super-specialist'
1100- W00T! You cry out- "ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!" when you pwn another civ.

 

[GrendelS]

1101. You pick up "Clash of Civilizations" and wonder why Sid isn't mentioned in the book.
1102. You local library kicks you out on a regular basis because you're scanning the whole book inventory for pictures of Hatshepsut.
1103. Google Academic Search banned your IP because of your fanatic searches for "Civilization".
1104. You create fake link pages all over the net to have www.civfanatics.com surpass www.civ3.com in the Google Search for "civilization"

 

[Atropos]

1105. When walking on tiles, you step only on the centre of the tile because units can't be in between squares...

 

[Older than Dirt]

1106. You read this thread first thing in the morning upon arriving at work.

 

[shmily_dana]

1107 Your are sitting in a meeting waiting for the projector to start up. Then you notice that the screen is the same shade of blue the intro screen is in CIV4. The music starts in your head...and your mind has wandered from the meeting to your current or next game of CIV4

 

[BCLG100]

1108- you create a mini world map out of your meals to plan your next attack and gasp with delight when the mash topples the peas.

 

[Leif]

1109- you read 1108 clues