Aks K
Scientist
André Alfenaar said:
I have an exam on nov 4th and I am in deep sh** already!255. Despite being lazy, you plan to be prepared for your exam the 24th october.
256. You pull 255 off but forget to go to the exam.
Aks K
1000 clues that you are already too obsessed with Civ IV!
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I have an exam on nov 4th and I am in deep sh** already!255. Despite being lazy, you plan to be prepared for your exam the 24th october.
256. You pull 255 off but forget to go to the exam.
Aks K
farting bob
ThEy MaDe Me Do iT.
257. You have a multiscreen setup to play 2 games at once, thus doubling your efficiency.
258. You re-write civ4 to run on your digital watch so you dont waste game time whilst walking around.
259. you can name every unit, complete with stats (i challenge thee!)
260. You have printed the entire pre-release and read it before going to bed every night.
258. You re-write civ4 to run on your digital watch so you dont waste game time whilst walking around.
259. you can name every unit, complete with stats (i challenge thee!)
260. You have printed the entire pre-release and read it before going to bed every night.
263.You offically change your middle name to Sid
264.You offically change your middle name to Meier
265.You offically change your name to Sid Meier
266.You have already numbered all the way up to 300 and am just fiiling them in
267.You draw maps\blue prints of Empires you have yet to build
268.You become an archietect just so you can design your own Civ IV Palace of Gold
269.You get a job as Sid Meier's personel foot stool just to catch a glimpse of Civ IV
270.You become a body slave to one of the production team memebers to catch a glimpse of Civ IV
271.Before you goto bed you read your bible(Civ IV Pre release)
272.You refer to Civ IV info as "the bible"
273.You plan out city construction for your Civ IV
274.You actually have the complete layout of your Capital city for your first Civ IV game.
275.When you eat you talk with your mouth open just to keep talking about Civ IV
276.You beat off to what you refer to as "the bible" (refer to 271)
277.You talk in your sleep about Civ IV
278.You sleep with a picture of Sid under your pillow
279.You beat off to this thread
280.You get an erection whenever you hear the word Civ, Civilization, Four, Unit
281.When you see the news with Bush and Congress argueing you dont know why Bush doesnt declare a revoultion and create a Monarchy
282.You have glued Civ leaderheads over girls in your playboy
283.You wonder why there are more then 18countries in the world
284.You bought a wall projector to hook up to your computer and play.
285.You bought a Smart Board so you could stand up and play
286.You created a movie of all the footage so far released into one
287.You watch 285 every night before bed
288.When you have kids you name them after Sid
289.You believe in a god named Sid
290.You pray to sid daily for a good Civ 4
291.You re watch every movie with the words sid, Civilization, Meier, IV
292.You wear signs saying "Come play Civ IV
293.People who know you premetively ask about Civ IV so you dont go on and on about it all day.
294.All of your non-Civ-Fanatic friends know the exact time Civ IV is coming out
295.You update Civ IV signs in stores everyday to the correct number of days left
296.You made a days left till Civ IV comes out sign
297.You put 295 signs in all stores even if not a computer/game store
298.People strangely stare at you because you worship a Civ book at school
299.You nick-name your friends after Civ producers so you can remember them
300.You celebrate the exact release date of Civ 1,2,3, and soon 4
301.You mail your congressmen, Senators, President, and Vice President. To create a national Civ Week in honor of the soon to be release of Civ IV.
302.You just made 30+ clues
264.You offically change your middle name to Meier
265.You offically change your name to Sid Meier
266.You have already numbered all the way up to 300 and am just fiiling them in
267.You draw maps\blue prints of Empires you have yet to build
268.You become an archietect just so you can design your own Civ IV Palace of Gold
269.You get a job as Sid Meier's personel foot stool just to catch a glimpse of Civ IV
270.You become a body slave to one of the production team memebers to catch a glimpse of Civ IV
271.Before you goto bed you read your bible(Civ IV Pre release)
272.You refer to Civ IV info as "the bible"
273.You plan out city construction for your Civ IV
274.You actually have the complete layout of your Capital city for your first Civ IV game.
275.When you eat you talk with your mouth open just to keep talking about Civ IV
276.You beat off to what you refer to as "the bible" (refer to 271)
277.You talk in your sleep about Civ IV
278.You sleep with a picture of Sid under your pillow
279.You beat off to this thread
280.You get an erection whenever you hear the word Civ, Civilization, Four, Unit
281.When you see the news with Bush and Congress argueing you dont know why Bush doesnt declare a revoultion and create a Monarchy
282.You have glued Civ leaderheads over girls in your playboy
283.You wonder why there are more then 18countries in the world
284.You bought a wall projector to hook up to your computer and play.
285.You bought a Smart Board so you could stand up and play
286.You created a movie of all the footage so far released into one
287.You watch 285 every night before bed
288.When you have kids you name them after Sid
289.You believe in a god named Sid
290.You pray to sid daily for a good Civ 4
291.You re watch every movie with the words sid, Civilization, Meier, IV
292.You wear signs saying "Come play Civ IV
293.People who know you premetively ask about Civ IV so you dont go on and on about it all day.
294.All of your non-Civ-Fanatic friends know the exact time Civ IV is coming out
295.You update Civ IV signs in stores everyday to the correct number of days left
296.You made a days left till Civ IV comes out sign
297.You put 295 signs in all stores even if not a computer/game store
298.People strangely stare at you because you worship a Civ book at school
299.You nick-name your friends after Civ producers so you can remember them
300.You celebrate the exact release date of Civ 1,2,3, and soon 4
301.You mail your congressmen, Senators, President, and Vice President. To create a national Civ Week in honor of the soon to be release of Civ IV.
302.You just made 30+ clues
sela1s1son
King
302 - You not only worship Sid Meir, you have started a "Cult of Sid" in your city/college
303 - You have followers
304 - You have so many followers you have a temple
305 - you have so many followers you have a monistary
306 - You have so many followers you have a cathedral
307 - You have so many followers you have a Shrine
308 - You have so many followers "Cult of Sid" is a last minute addition to Civ IV
309 - You swear an oath to make all civs in every game "Cult of Sid"
310 - You begin plans to actually impelemnt 302-309 upon reading it
303 - You have followers
304 - You have so many followers you have a temple
305 - you have so many followers you have a monistary
306 - You have so many followers you have a cathedral
307 - You have so many followers you have a Shrine
308 - You have so many followers "Cult of Sid" is a last minute addition to Civ IV
309 - You swear an oath to make all civs in every game "Cult of Sid"
310 - You begin plans to actually impelemnt 302-309 upon reading it
LAnkou
Breizh A Tao
311 you convert to "Cult of Sid"
312 RG (French NSA) arrest you cause they fear this extremist sect and Sarkozy (little French politician, security man) appears on TV because of that
313 Because of you (see 311 and 312), Civ4 is forbidden in your country
314 cause of 313 you change nationality and country(and take one that is in Civ4)
312 RG (French NSA) arrest you cause they fear this extremist sect and Sarkozy (little French politician, security man) appears on TV because of that
313 Because of you (see 311 and 312), Civ4 is forbidden in your country
314 cause of 313 you change nationality and country(and take one that is in Civ4)
bio_hazard
Prince
317. (sign that you're a geek and that you can't wait for Civ4) You ask the mods to quantify Civ4 Fever by looking how much activity has increased on civfanatics...
http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=130071
http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=130071
LAnkou
Breizh A Tao
318 you look at the 317 thread and you're happy of the increase in traffic...
spacedragonblue
Lost in Space
319: You hope you can make it through your halloween party without retreating to your room to play your brand new copy of civ4
sela1s1son
King
320: For new players (or those stuck in a rut) You decide to play your last game of Civ III all with settings you didn't choose before/or rarely chose including that one Civ you just never played much of (or at all).
321: In that game you play as the Mali using a custom civ, with city names chosen from a map.
322. You mod the game to have the Mali, including a good leaderhead, unique unit, and civilopedia enteries just so you can say you played as the Mali "officially".
323 You release the mod for general download
324 It becomes a hit
321: In that game you play as the Mali using a custom civ, with city names chosen from a map.
322. You mod the game to have the Mali, including a good leaderhead, unique unit, and civilopedia enteries just so you can say you played as the Mali "officially".
323 You release the mod for general download
324 It becomes a hit
GrendelS
civ addict beyond remedy
325: Your first kid is born two weeks earlier and the only thing you care about is the 24th... ;-)
holy king
Deity
326: you name that kid "sid"
Polietileno
Sleep Is For The Weak
327: During the labor of that kid, you spend the time thinking who cool is to have a 2 movement worker and how you didn´t think about it before.
civaddict098
Prince
328. your wife/gf leaves you because you wont stop naming every thing sid
holy king
Deity
329. Even Sid, Sid and Sid leave you after Sid left you because you name everything and evrybody Sid.
329. Sid also ran away and your Sid broke down, you finally lost your Sid and now have to sell your Sid, also because of the divorce from Sid.
330. Left on the Sid, totally alone, you cant even play Civ4, possesing no more Sid.
331. So you decide your Sid makes no Sid anymore and finally commit Sid.
329. Sid also ran away and your Sid broke down, you finally lost your Sid and now have to sell your Sid, also because of the divorce from Sid.
330. Left on the Sid, totally alone, you cant even play Civ4, possesing no more Sid.
331. So you decide your Sid makes no Sid anymore and finally commit Sid.
sela1s1son
King
332: You post a countdown on in your window (one paper saying Civ IV, and one paper each for each digit) of your apartment facing the campus.
333: You actually keep it up to date
334: Crowds start to gather to keep track of the countdown
335: The university tries to force you to take it down
336: Your countdown results in the campus being abandoned (for any number of reasons) on the day of the release
337: You're planning on leaving a "Civ IV" "Is" "Here" triple paper bullitan in your window up for several months upon its release.
338: The entire campus knows you for your countdown
339: They start calling you "The Great Civilizer Sid Meir"
340: You walk around campus ringing a bell announcing the number of days left, and all is "Well/Not Well/etc" based on your empire is doing in your final game of Civ III or your personal outlooks of how Civ IV will be
333: You actually keep it up to date
334: Crowds start to gather to keep track of the countdown
335: The university tries to force you to take it down
336: Your countdown results in the campus being abandoned (for any number of reasons) on the day of the release
337: You're planning on leaving a "Civ IV" "Is" "Here" triple paper bullitan in your window up for several months upon its release.
338: The entire campus knows you for your countdown
339: They start calling you "The Great Civilizer Sid Meir"
340: You walk around campus ringing a bell announcing the number of days left, and all is "Well/Not Well/etc" based on your empire is doing in your final game of Civ III or your personal outlooks of how Civ IV will be
brown_mudante
Chieftain
You kill yourself because you can't wait those 20 days to pass to finally start playing Civ4
Flak
vBülletin Förum
341: You already are starting to wonder when the first patch is going to come out.
knupp715
King
343 - you tell everyone that flak actually posted number 342 because Brown Mudante forgot to put 341 in front of his clue so that is why you skipped 342
344 - you worry that people aren't reading this thread anymore
345 - you are saddened by the fact that people aren't reading this thread anymore and you are afraid that you aren't going to reach the 1000 clue that you are already too obsessed with civ 4.
344 - you worry that people aren't reading this thread anymore
345 - you are saddened by the fact that people aren't reading this thread anymore and you are afraid that you aren't going to reach the 1000 clue that you are already too obsessed with civ 4.
