joethreeblah
King
165. You look back and notice that what Crayton did was already fixing it, so you correct yourself again by adding this one. 
1000 clues that you are already too obsessed with Civ IV!
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joethreeblah
King
165. Oops, but now you just made it worse.joethreeblah said:165. You look back and notice that what Crayton did was already fixing it, so you correct yourself again by adding this one.
bio_hazard
Prince
166. (I think) . Your 100th post is in the '1000 clues' forum.! 
(and most of those posts have been in the past couple of weeks)
(and most of those posts have been in the past couple of weeks)oxonian2001
Warlord
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#169: Your girlfriend already knows she is not to disturb you between October 24th and Thanksgiving. (This is true)
#170: You plan to use the Audio CD that comes with the Pre-Order Edition as "mood music" to mollify your girlfriend.
#171: You think #170 will actually work.
#172: You are already eating more heavily than usual, so that you can build up a layer of fat to tide you through those marathon play-sessions.
#173: You do #172, despite the fact that your current layer of fat is more than ample for the task.
#170: You plan to use the Audio CD that comes with the Pre-Order Edition as "mood music" to mollify your girlfriend.
#171: You think #170 will actually work.
#172: You are already eating more heavily than usual, so that you can build up a layer of fat to tide you through those marathon play-sessions.
#173: You do #172, despite the fact that your current layer of fat is more than ample for the task.
SuperBeaverInc.
Groucho
174 You are trying to find a way to play Civ III and Civ IV at the same time on the same computer.
175 You buy a new computer so you can play both after realizing 174 wouln't work.
175 You buy a new computer so you can play both after realizing 174 wouln't work.
LAnkou
Breizh A Tao
176 you apply to CivAnnon when you understand your PC is not enough powerfull to play Civ4
177 you stop going to CivAnnon meeting cause talking about Civ4 everyday makes you mad so you buy a new PC
177 you stop going to CivAnnon meeting cause talking about Civ4 everyday makes you mad so you buy a new PC
joethreeblah
King
Scott Harris
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179. When you're putting off serious work projects to print out GameSpot previews and groveling at 27 new screenshots.
ew0054
Troll Extraordinaire
180. You filled up a 128MB jump drive with screenshots!
I have 56K here at home, so when I go to the college I download all the screenshots I can grab using their fast speed connection. I filled up my jump drive!
I have 56K here at home, so when I go to the college I download all the screenshots I can grab using their fast speed connection. I filled up my jump drive!
ew0054
Troll Extraordinaire
T100
Truly Sick in the head!
wow 
just wow
just wow
183.You stay up all night with those of your kind outside a Computer game store waiting for the next day so you can be amongst the first to get the game.
184.You turn into a hermit after getting the game only going out once every 3 days to get food.
185.You already have to go to CA meetings once a week for the newest installment of the game.
184.You turn into a hermit after getting the game only going out once every 3 days to get food.
185.You already have to go to CA meetings once a week for the newest installment of the game.
mossmonster
Consider, if you will...
186. You seriously consider getting a part-time job at the local computer game store in the hope you may be able to "borrow" a copy before it's officially authorized for public sale to everyone else.
LAnkou
Breizh A Tao
187 you apply to a job of cleanin technician at Firaxis so you can borrow a copy of the game at night when you work...
188 you're in jail cause you stole a copy of Civ4 at night
189 you go into depression when you learn there is no computer enough powerfull to play Civ4 in Jail
188 you're in jail cause you stole a copy of Civ4 at night
189 you go into depression when you learn there is no computer enough powerfull to play Civ4 in Jail
190. There is a sign posted in the window of your local game shop that says "No -insert your name here- we don't have a reliable release date for Civ IV yet."
or
191. When you walk into your local game shop THEY ASK YOU when Civ IV is going to be released.
192. ref to 191 - They are probably correct that you will know before they do.
or
191. When you walk into your local game shop THEY ASK YOU when Civ IV is going to be released.
192. ref to 191 - They are probably correct that you will know before they do.
Cave Troll
Chieftain
194. You start progressing through the 5 stages of grief, over whether the game will bomb.
194.a Denial - "No, Civ IV can't possibly be better..."
194.b Anger - "AAARRRGGG... CIV 4 WILL SUCK!!!!11!"
194.c Bargaining - "Maybe... if they delay the release date.. it would be better?"
194.d Depression - "OOOHH they're not releasing the Pit boss feature till later...
We're doomed.... I want to die...."
194.e Acceptance - "Maybe.. Maybe.. It will be ok?"
195 You get to the point when you repeat step 194 on a daily basis.
196 You realise how horrible it would be if you got hit by a bus on Nov. 23.
194.a Denial - "No, Civ IV can't possibly be better..."
194.b Anger - "AAARRRGGG... CIV 4 WILL SUCK!!!!11!"
194.c Bargaining - "Maybe... if they delay the release date.. it would be better?"
194.d Depression - "OOOHH they're not releasing the Pit boss feature till later...
We're doomed.... I want to die...."
194.e Acceptance - "Maybe.. Maybe.. It will be ok?"
195 You get to the point when you repeat step 194 on a daily basis.
196 You realise how horrible it would be if you got hit by a bus on Nov. 23.
Cave Troll
Chieftain
joethreeblah said:178. They used YOUR daughter's picture for this advertisement.
197. Please when do you have time to procreate... you play CIV.
