1000 clues that you are already too obsessed with Civ IV!
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knupp715
King
weakciv said:
bio_hazard
Prince
347- your 150th post is in this thread- 100 of these have been in the past couple of weeks...
AlfMaster
The Master of Alf
#348 ~ You print out the pre-release screenshots and plan what you would do in that situation.
oxonian2001
Warlord
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#349 - you point out that everyone on this thread is actually speaking in the second person.weakciv said:
#350 - your anal-retentive, perfection-demanding, MM nature fills you with self-loathing.
# 351 - you find yourself saying things like, "Your Honor, the defendant struck the victim with a tire iron, in clear violation of their peace treaty. I urge you to change your attitude to -4."
bio_hazard
Prince
353- We start using the 'royal we' to gear up for being the tyrant of our first Civ4 game. (as in "We are not impressed by your paltry offer of 20 gold for horseback riding" or "Yes, we would like fries with that")
CTM
I choose no avatar.
#354 You read this thread from start to finish and realize there was an extra page of posts from when you started.
Polietileno
Sleep Is For The Weak
355: The Girl you like works at a Pizza place. So, you bring her some homemade food, so both can exchange and improve your health rating.
356: You actually like that girl because she ask you constantly if there any news about Civ 4.
367: You ask her to get married and she is undecide if she's soing to dress like Isabel or Catherine.
368: You make your people at the wedding dress like Frederick, Cesar, Mao, etc.
369: Your honeymoon is disaster because you both cound't get a solution on who's is going to play CIV 4 first.
370: Your version of foreplay is MM.
380: Your version of sex y building a Great Wonder
390: You call the Grat People "my childrens"
391: You don't know in the first place why you got married, because it takes time away of gaming.
356: You actually like that girl because she ask you constantly if there any news about Civ 4.
367: You ask her to get married and she is undecide if she's soing to dress like Isabel or Catherine.
368: You make your people at the wedding dress like Frederick, Cesar, Mao, etc.
369: Your honeymoon is disaster because you both cound't get a solution on who's is going to play CIV 4 first.
370: Your version of foreplay is MM.
380: Your version of sex y building a Great Wonder
390: You call the Grat People "my childrens"
391: You don't know in the first place why you got married, because it takes time away of gaming.
karlhegna
Warlord
392: You're reading this post
karlhegna
Warlord
393: You get mad because your system doesn't have Video HW transform and lighting and start a post about it
karlhegna
Warlord
394: You complain about the game and it isn't even out yet
karlhegna
Warlord
395: You buy a new computer just for civ 4 and dedicate a whole room to it and host a civ 4 party with all your geek friends when it comes out.
368. You skip numbers to try and trick people (like me) into believing we should be on #396.
369. Your friends at the party think it is you who is the Geek.
370. You skip Math class so you can scan the current threads.
371. You convince your Math teacher to cancel class so she can scan these threads.
369. Your friends at the party think it is you who is the Geek.
370. You skip Math class so you can scan the current threads.
371. You convince your Math teacher to cancel class so she can scan these threads.
GeneralMikeIII
That Naive College Kid
372. You finally sign up for the Civfanatics Forum so you can post on this thread.
373. You don't know if this is really the 373rd post, but you don't care because you are too occupied thinking about the release of Civ IV
374. You have read through this whole thread.
375. You know a post like 374 has already been posted.
376. You have an away message on AIM for posting on this thread.
373. You don't know if this is really the 373rd post, but you don't care because you are too occupied thinking about the release of Civ IV
374. You have read through this whole thread.
375. You know a post like 374 has already been posted.
376. You have an away message on AIM for posting on this thread.
karlhegna
Warlord
Ha, we're on #396. Snap, snap.
karlhegna
Warlord
396: you set this site as your homepage
sela1s1son
King
406 You take the time to get everyone back on the right number
407 You ask your parents to get you a coffee maker in preperation for Civ IV so you can have a lot of cheap coffee.
408 You tell the coffee maker (talking to it to amuse yourself, but serious with what you say) That the time period starting October 24th for about a month or more after will be its "Trial by fire"
409 You buy GENERIC coffee and coffee filters in BULK to prepare for Civ IV
407 You ask your parents to get you a coffee maker in preperation for Civ IV so you can have a lot of cheap coffee.
408 You tell the coffee maker (talking to it to amuse yourself, but serious with what you say) That the time period starting October 24th for about a month or more after will be its "Trial by fire"
409 You buy GENERIC coffee and coffee filters in BULK to prepare for Civ IV
Polietileno
Sleep Is For The Weak
391: Everyboy in this forum is so desperate for more info that they didn´t realize that I change the numbers. 
392: BTW, we are in 392.
392: BTW, we are in 392.
