1000 clues that you are already too obsessed with Civ IV!
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sela1s1son
King
395 You find yourself mad at Polietileno for toying with our minds like that 
396 You forgive him if he merely promises not to do it again (Please don't
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397 You also kindly ask him (with respect) to go back and change them back to thier proper numbers (even if leaves what he had put as a side note)
396 You forgive him if he merely promises not to do it again (Please don't
) 397 You also kindly ask him (with respect) to go back and change them back to thier proper numbers (even if leaves what he had put as a side note)
oxonian2001
Warlord
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# 398 - you wake up at 3 a.m. from a dream about the optional-path techtree.
# 399 - you cannot go back to sleep because you are wondering whether the bizarre foodstuff diversity system is a reflection of just how unhealthy Sid's diet is.
# 400 - realizing you will not go back to sleep, you report to work three hours early so you can start surfing the civfanatics forum.
# 401 - Once again, self-loathing takes hold.
# 399 - you cannot go back to sleep because you are wondering whether the bizarre foodstuff diversity system is a reflection of just how unhealthy Sid's diet is.
# 400 - realizing you will not go back to sleep, you report to work three hours early so you can start surfing the civfanatics forum.
# 401 - Once again, self-loathing takes hold.
402. You start to wonder what Civ 5 will be like....
403. You're thinking of making a thread to give suggestions for Civ 5!!!
404. You start drafting a proposal to Sid for Civ 5
405. Your mails are labelled Spam in Sid's Inbox
406. The Internet slows to a crawl as you've send too much Spam, er I mean mails to Sid
407. You can't stop thinking you're part of a Civ that your descendants will play in the future versions of Civilization
403. You're thinking of making a thread to give suggestions for Civ 5!!!
404. You start drafting a proposal to Sid for Civ 5
405. Your mails are labelled Spam in Sid's Inbox
406. The Internet slows to a crawl as you've send too much Spam, er I mean mails to Sid
407. You can't stop thinking you're part of a Civ that your descendants will play in the future versions of Civilization
holy king
Deity
408. you wonder why the curch in your home town doesnt make you happy and come to the conclusion, that it must be a taoist one or something...
bman003
Federation President
409. Start drawing little world maps in class by hand. Then determine how you will conquer and expand on the map.
410. Tell girlfriend she's going to have to wait her turn at having sex and playing civ 4.
410. Tell girlfriend she's going to have to wait her turn at having sex and playing civ 4.
knupp715
King
411.you use taillesskangaru's time machine to go in the future, play Civ4, look at the civolepedia and find out who the hell Mansu Musa is.
412.you use that very same time machine to go to the future, steal everyones copy of Civ 4, and start a secretive network around the world where you sell Copies of Civ4 for only $30 before the release date
413.you use the millions of dollars you make to buy a super computer with a 75 inch screen to play Civ4 on
412.you use that very same time machine to go to the future, steal everyones copy of Civ 4, and start a secretive network around the world where you sell Copies of Civ4 for only $30 before the release date
413.you use the millions of dollars you make to buy a super computer with a 75 inch screen to play Civ4 on
doronron
King
414. If you've got a time machine, why stop with Civ4? Collect the entire series. Become Firaxis' next big idea man!
Aks K
Scientist
415. You do some simple math and discover that with 21 days left to the release we have to pose on average more than 27 clues per day.
416. You go completely panic!
417. When you wake up again you do some more simple math and find that since the start of the thread the average pose is a bit more than 34 clues per day.
418. You get a warm feeling inside and think that there is plenty of hope left.
Aks K
416. You go completely panic!
417. When you wake up again you do some more simple math and find that since the start of the thread the average pose is a bit more than 34 clues per day.
418. You get a warm feeling inside and think that there is plenty of hope left.
Aks K
Polietileno
Sleep Is For The Weak
sela1s1son said:395 You find yourself mad at Polietileno for toying with our minds like that
396 You forgive him if he merely promises not to do it again (Please don't
397 You also kindly ask him (with respect) to go back and change them back to thier proper numbers (even if leaves what he had put as a side note)
419: I apologize for tricking everybody. I not going to doit again.
420: I'm not going to change the number, I'm lazy and tired because I been using the Pre-Release Info as porn.
421: You are using extensive propaganda so your wife can get a Tatoo of Civilization IV on her back.
422: You get 421 done.
423: You do 421 for yourself, but having a Sid Meier's face on you arm.
joethreeblah
King
424: Also you tatoo roads and what not around your butt hole.Polietileno said:
knupp715
King
425. Sid Mier gets a restraining order on you for all of the "spam" you have sent him
426. Soren Johnson gets a restraining order on you for all of the phonecalls to his house
427. Jeff Briggs gets a restraining order on you because of the pictures you have been taking of him to put in your shrine
428. All of Firaxis gets a restraining order on you because you tied a cam-corder to a balloon with a string. After the balloon had reached the window and recorded all the latest gameplay from firaxis you then shot the balloon with a bow and arrow. Then the 50 people you all paid 10 bucks to try to catch the recorder run into eachother so you have to catch it. You then sell the movie over the internet to make some extra cash. You even include the part of the movie when the video is falling from the sky.
429. You spend hours trying to think of ideas to post on this thread in anticipation for the 1000 clue that you are already too obsessed with Civ4
426. Soren Johnson gets a restraining order on you for all of the phonecalls to his house
427. Jeff Briggs gets a restraining order on you because of the pictures you have been taking of him to put in your shrine
428. All of Firaxis gets a restraining order on you because you tied a cam-corder to a balloon with a string. After the balloon had reached the window and recorded all the latest gameplay from firaxis you then shot the balloon with a bow and arrow. Then the 50 people you all paid 10 bucks to try to catch the recorder run into eachother so you have to catch it. You then sell the movie over the internet to make some extra cash. You even include the part of the movie when the video is falling from the sky.
429. You spend hours trying to think of ideas to post on this thread in anticipation for the 1000 clue that you are already too obsessed with Civ4
Polietileno
Sleep Is For The Weak
430: You are 100% sure that this threat is going to get to a 1000 clues.
431: You spend the whole morning looking for new info and pictures.
432: You didn't find any so you started having cramps and headache.
433: You get in panic because Civ 4 doesn't have a cure, because is a sickness that haven't been release yet!
431: You spend the whole morning looking for new info and pictures.
432: You didn't find any so you started having cramps and headache.
433: You get in panic because Civ 4 doesn't have a cure, because is a sickness that haven't been release yet!
joethreeblah
King
434: You examine your new "army" every time you use the restroom.joethreeblah said:
435: You really hope they don't have the "razing the city" option
ok enough of that
bman003
Federation President
436. You have dreams of conquering the entire world.
437. You start thinking the world is actually a large game of civ IV.
438. Send a letter to a congressmen that they should start building a ship to go to alpha centari. If not america may not win civ in real life.
437. You start thinking the world is actually a large game of civ IV.
438. Send a letter to a congressmen that they should start building a ship to go to alpha centari. If not america may not win civ in real life.
karlhegna
Warlord
439: You select overnight shipping while preordering civ.
440: You try looking for anything faster than overnight shipping while preordering.
440: You try looking for anything faster than overnight shipping while preordering.
LAnkou
Breizh A Tao
441 you calculate how much time you played CivIII and with simple math, as you double pleasure, you calculate how much time you will play civIV
442 you realise that if CivV release when you will finish playing CivIV, it won't be before year 2145
443 you hope your civ will build longevity so you will play civV
442 you realise that if CivV release when you will finish playing CivIV, it won't be before year 2145
443 you hope your civ will build longevity so you will play civV
oxonian2001
Warlord
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#444 - when the civfanatics forum is temporarily shut down for maintenance, you experience classic withdrawal symptoms
#445 - you fear that we still might not make 1000 posts in time, because you have many painful experiences of victory being snatched away by Zulus conducting a sneak nuclear attack
# 446 - you realize that Shaka and his never-to-be-sufficiently-cursed Zulus are no longer in the game, and wonder who will become the bane of your existence now
# 447 - you decided overnight shipping would take far too long, and insisted on picking up your copy of cIV directly from the store on Oct. 24.
# 448 - you now spend a significant amount of time each day calculating what time your local EB Games is likely to get cIV on the 24th, so that you can be there at that blessed moment.
#445 - you fear that we still might not make 1000 posts in time, because you have many painful experiences of victory being snatched away by Zulus conducting a sneak nuclear attack
# 446 - you realize that Shaka and his never-to-be-sufficiently-cursed Zulus are no longer in the game, and wonder who will become the bane of your existence now
# 447 - you decided overnight shipping would take far too long, and insisted on picking up your copy of cIV directly from the store on Oct. 24.
# 448 - you now spend a significant amount of time each day calculating what time your local EB Games is likely to get cIV on the 24th, so that you can be there at that blessed moment.
AKtionFich
Chieftain
449 - you try to plant a spy in ur local eb gmaes store so that he aquieres the extencial information of the arriaval of civ4
500 to get spys back on your unit list u installed civ 1 so u can do 449
501 you figure out if it would be possible to sabotage delivery in the entire world, exept your store, so u would be the first one who recieved the commercia-lversion
501 you are trying to change your spy producion after realizing that you are not able to produce enough for 500
500 to get spys back on your unit list u installed civ 1 so u can do 449
501 you figure out if it would be possible to sabotage delivery in the entire world, exept your store, so u would be the first one who recieved the commercia-lversion
501 you are trying to change your spy producion after realizing that you are not able to produce enough for 500
bman003
Federation President
502. You question your principle when thinking about when you'll be playing CIV IV. Is it ok to subjugate people and force them under a single religion when beginning?
503. Stupid questions continue to haunt you... does principle even matter, it is just a game?
504. You whole heartedly believe it is not "just a game".
503. Stupid questions continue to haunt you... does principle even matter, it is just a game?
504. You whole heartedly believe it is not "just a game".
