1000 clues that you are already too obsessed with Civ IV!

[karlhegna]

511: You're glad that this thread has at least managed to reach 500

###: You don't really know if we are at 500 hundred or 600 or 700...

 

[karlhegna]

516: You come to this thread to find out how far off track of number it got.

 

[karlhegna]

damn, that was 515

 

[Polietileno]

516: You don´t care about which number is, you just wanna to realise your imagination/frustracions about Civ 4 here.

 

[Private Byrne]

517 you count up all the clues in a vain attempt to figure out what number we are up to. You find out the the count is wrong but you dont bother to correct it because you are fed up of people screwing it up and dont care any more.

 

[CivFan91]

518 You torture us by saying, "I know the REAL number, but I am not telling you."

 

[Aks K]

1000: You wonder how many times there will be posted a clue #1000 before it is actually clue #1000.

1001: You forgot the first #1000 and wonder whether the thread is over.

1002. You cry with a sense of relief due to the commotion in this thread.

1003. You cry out: We reached 1000+ and where is my civ4 game???

1004. You wonder if a new thread will reach 1000 clues before the release.

Aks K

 

[CivFan91]

519 You try to confuse us by posting #'s 1000 - 1004.

 

[weakciv]

520 - you dont know the actual count but begin to get concerned that this might get closed due to spam and useless posting about not knowing the count rather than acutal clues. (whew!)

 

[CivFan91]

521 - You start a new religion at your school, and you combine the Republican Party, the Liberal thinking, and Christian religion.

(There, back on track.)

 

[Undertaker798]

Some obscene numba: You spend your life creating a game that is pollitacally, historically and evenly correct.

 

[holy king]

523. you wonder why 522 could be an obscene number just because of a civilization 4 forum post.

 

[Undertaker798]

524. You realise you agree with # 523

 

[Private Byrne]

525. you inform every one that the actual count is 520 because you just cant stay away from this thread.

 

[OriginalGumby]

X=clue we are at

X: The last thing you do before going to sleep is read this whole list
X+1: You wake up with things to add to it
X+2: You get a Civ4 tattoo of some kind
X+3: It's in addition to the other civ tattoos you have
X+4: It's a tat of a city showing a city status screen in minute detail
X+5: You include in your will something about giving Civ4 to a survivor
X+6: You change your mind and decide to have it buried with you
X+7: You have a Civ4 engraving,"He didn't stand the test of time" on your grave
X+8: When a recruter calls you ask him what is the numeric power of Mobile Infantry, Mechanized Infantry, etc, because you have not been able to find it anywhere else
X+9: This was the first thing you did this morning

 

[oxonian2001]

# 580 - you actually bother to go back to the very beginning of this thread and count the errors, concluding that we have been off-count since Post # 125 way back on Page 7.

# 581 - you urge anyone who doubts you to go back and check the following pages and post numbers:

Page 7: posts 125, 136, 138, 140

Page 8: posts 149, 154, 157, 158

Page 9: post 179

Page 10: posts 181, 182, 186, 188, 194, 195, 199

Page 11: posts 201, 204, 214

Page 12: posts 224, 225, 226, 228, 231, 232, 235, 236, and 239.

# 582 - you feel totally confident that someone, perhaps several someones, will actually double-check your work.

# 583 - you are now secretly afraid that the double-checkers will discover that you made a mistake and humiliate you

# 584 - you realize that your secret fear mentioned in clue # 583 (or whatever the heck it is) is no longer very secret, now that you have mentioned it in this thread.

 

[knupp715]

585. You actually take the time to count the amount of clues there are in this thread to check oxinians work.
586. You are doing 585 right now
587. You sleep with Civ1,2,and 3 under your pillow at night and you have saved a spot for Civ4.

 

[knupp715]

588. You lose count when you are reading all the clues.
589. You start to loose ideas to put on this post.
590. You have one clue that you are saving so you can wait until someobody posts #999 and you can very quickly post the 1000th clue.

 

[lost_civantares]

591. You are delineating the specific space that you will need for Civ 4, and, while your'e at it, conidering what you will do for the expansions.

 

[holy king]

592. you plan a 1-2 weeks lasting illness that will start in 19 days.