1000 clues that you are already too obsessed with Civ IV!

[sela1s1son]

are you serious sela1s1son?

If people stop now, I'll be fine... but it is getting very annoying, and somewhat rude. It's taking away from the humor which is supposed to be a bout Civ IV and not the numbers of post. It was funny at first, but it isn't funny any more. Some people do care about the actual number, some don't. However it causes a headache for trying to put the right number, and is rude.

Please don't ruin the fun by messing with the numbers. If it stops now, I can forgive and forget. However it's now becoming a run-on joke, and is no longer funny and actually is offensive (a term I don't use lightly). It's putting people off, and detracting from the humor of the actual theme.


So please, I kindly ask people to stop. Please. Now back to the fun.

 

[CivFan91]

You put up City Walls to enforce Closed Borders in order to keep your neighbors cats from intruding on your territory (lawn).

 

[karlhegna]

638: You paint your computer and accesories in a civ4 styled theme.

 

[karlhegna]

639: You paint the school computers in a civ4 styled theme over the weekend.

 

[karlhegna]

640:You have been awake 8 days straight due to this website.

 

[CivFan91]

641 - You pillage roads to gain a small money bonus.

 

[karlhegna]

642: You pillage everything because you like too

 

[Polietileno]

643: You dress up to play.
644: You dress up to go and buy the game.
645: You buy flower to the game.
646: You start talking sweet to the machine.
647: You start having 18+ dreams with the game box.

 

[bman003]

648. You imagine your subjects building an even grander wing to your palace!
649. You email civ IV deveolpers to ask if you can have a harem wing on your palace.

 

[CivFan91]

670 - You build a shrine dedecated to the gods of your favorite civilization, and if your favorite civ is not in the game yet, you chant, "X-pack! X-Pack!"

 

[karlhegna]

641: You dance to the new music cd coming with the preorder edition of Civ 4.

 

[karlhegna]

last one should have been 651, sorry

 

[weakciv]

652 - you uninstall CivIII in the hopes that you can purge your mind of your bad habits and start fresh for Civ4
653 - you spend 3 nights dreaming complete games of CivIII
654 - last night your CivIII dream civ ran into a Civ4 civ.
655 - your dream turned depressing when you realize that he looked better than you

 

[Shigga]

656 your girlfriend/wife is despairing already because it gets harder and harder to distract your mind from cIV even with her successfull civ3 distraction tactics: coming naked, bringing beer and food

657 She is loathing the day civ5 is announced because she knows she's got only one upgrade left: bringing beer and food - and wearing cleopatra makeup and jewelry - and only that oO

 

[Punkymonkey]

658 You convince your two neigbors to go to war so you can steal their BBQ steak when they're fighting

 

[Abaddon]

667. You partake in this thread after ruling the previous "thousand clues" thread with Whomp
659. You camp outside amazon.com's office because they claim they will have copies before anyone else
660. You get removed by security
661. You pop rush a archer (family size is sacrificed) and ransak the offices
662. You sit their and cry when you discover no cIV copies.
663. You re-route your SOD to GAME.com
664. As SOD approaches GAME.com, you notice they defend with a loan spearman. Knowing that in a cIV universe the spearman-tank bug must have been fixed so you attack
665. You cry as your SOD is defeated by that loan spearman
666. The devil offers you cIV for your soul

 

[henry k c]

667. You know what day civ comes out.

 

[bio_hazard]

668. You PhinisheD your PhD today, and think Sid should give you a copy of Civ4 to celebrate! After all, Civ 3 probably caused you to file at least a semester later than planned

 

[weakciv]

667. You partake in this thread after ruling the previous "thousand clues" thread with Whomp
659. You camp outside amazon.com's office because they claim they will have copies before anyone else
660. You get removed by security
661. You pop rush a archer (family size is sacrificed) and ransak the offices
662. You sit their and cry when you discover no cIV copies.
663. You re-route your SOD to GAME.com
664. As SOD approaches GAME.com, you notice they defend with a loan spearman. Knowing that in a cIV universe the spearman-tank bug must have been fixed so you attack
665. You cry as your SOD is defeated by that loan spearman
666. The devil offers you cIV for your soul

just an FYI the next post should actually be 670.

667 is listed as the first one in the above post.

 

[Cave Troll]

666. The devil offers you cIV for your soul

669 You accept.