1000 clues that you are already too obsessed with Civ IV!

[Watiggi]

Don' know if this has been said:

#1153: You start seeing unexpected flashes of tooltips every now and then when you're not playing.

 

[dlordmagic]

#1154 You argue with your History professor and tell him Britain actually won the American revolution because thats how it happened in the game.

 

[C~G]

#1155 You name your son Sid
#1156 You name your daughter Sid
#1157 You marry anyone that plays Civ IV, start a family and get kids just to able to play Civ in multiplayer with them
#1158 You mortgage everything just able to skip work to play with them

 

[Older than Dirt]

#1159 You miss dinner three nights in a row and never noticed.
#1160 You search the Internet to buy a ticket to ride the Space Elevator

 

[ruff_hi]

#1161 You read a SG report, mouse over a screen shot and wonder why you don't get pop-up information like what is in the stack

 

[Chazumi]

1162: Your butt and legs go numb and instead of turning off the game you adjust the "throne" in your palace for a more comfortable position for the next 8 hours...
1163: Your boss asks you to write a report first thing in the morning and have it on his desk by noon, and you shout madly: "That will take at least 30 turns! I can only produce so many hammers ya know!", at which point his attitude towards you changes from "Cautious" to "annoyed"....

 

[dlordmagic]

#1164Your wife asks you to cut on the lights,AC,etc...You respond and tell her you can't because you haven't discovered electricity yet.

 

[jUNGLE cHRIS]

1165 You walk on only one floor tile at a time until you hit a patch of carpet.

 

[stevenx2]

1166: After buying Civ IV and Warlords together, weeks pass and youve not even loaded up civ IV once on its own.

 

[Grinder]

#1167 You read this in the style of a Jeremy Clarkson voiceover and didn't notice untill you read this post.

 

[hitlerII]

1168 You are too busy playing to do anything at all
1169 Even breathe
1170 So if you ever come off your computer, you have a giant pile of **** (for any kids that are reading poo) in your trousers among other things.

 

[kristopherb]

1168 You are too busy playign to do anything at all
1169 Even breathe
1170 So if you ever come off your computer, you have a ginat pile of **** (for any kids that are reading poo) in your trousers among other things.

1171 you prescibe civ4 to a freind (brain)
1172 yo uwonder why there is rehab for civ

 

[hitlerII]

1173 You thank your friend for introducing you to civ
1174 You intend on buying two copies of CivV - one for you and one for said friend
1175 You dont care that he spelt your name wrong

 

[ruff_hi]

1176 Too much CIV has destroyed your ability to add 1 to the proceeding post!

 

[worlddominator]

1177 - You Read this Whole Thread

 

[sirtommygunn]

1178. u keep posting after 1000 clues even though its suppose to end there

 

[Weird_bug]

1179. You don't care that it's past a 1000, because you can think of as many reasons as there are in the Civ2 thread(over 5000!)
1180. You don't notice that it should be signs instead of reasons

 

[KMadCandy]

i do #1161 all the TIME!

#1181 you want to improve your civ4 game, so you spend a lot of time on CFC. your husband never reads game forums, he thinks they're full of nonsense. however, he does know the 'personalities' of some of you here since i've read him funny things or told him different stories from the same people enough times that he recognizes y'all haha.

 

[ggganz]

1182. You keep a journal each night, and you write:
+4 Some buildings are making me happy!
+1 I just enjoy life!
+1 In my religion I trust!
-6,938,033 It's too crowded!

 

[Rancid Sushi]

Sorry if these have already been posted:

1183: You hope that your country has the highest score before 2050 AD.

1184: You believe you're dying because your city contains an airport, a factory, and a drydock.

1185: You wonder why you've never seen a Jewish missionary.

1186: You believe the Iraq war would be more successful if the allied forces had a larger SOD.

1187: You wonder why countries like China and Egypt haven't won a culture victory yet.