1000 clues that you are already too obsessed with Civ IV!

[scy12]

1248 - You are thinking of how changing civic to slavery would make your workforce more effective. You then proceed to buy whips.

 

[Jamesds]

1249: You keep a close watch on NASA developments, wondering whether a Space Victory is imminent for America.
1250: You are regularly required to pay extra money to your ISP for being over the monthly quota for consistent online play, visiting civfanatics alot, and downloading every civ-related item on the Internet (especially all the mods on civfanatics).

 

[ggganz]

^Yes delete, delete, delete, delete, delete...
1251. You look at a map of the world and say "Hey, where's the minimap? And globe view buildings disabled must be selected, 'cause I don't see any cities!"

 

[Gaius Octavius]

1252. You hear an announcement that CFC is merging with another Civ site, and you immediately revolt, declare independence, and form an insurgency.

(Okay, this is Civ in general, but Civ 4 is what most people are worried about these days.)

 

[TheDuckLover]

1253. Your wife told you she was going to cheat on you if you didn't stop playing Civ IV and spend time with her. And you told her 'to have good luck with that'.

 

[kniteowl]

1254. You begin to Hum unconciously about one of the backgorund songs in the Civ game.

 

[uat2d]

1255 - your wife asks you if she can use your computer for a while and you answer: «Sorry, but it's no rose garden over here either»

 

[flyingchicken]

1256 - You always check up on this thread.
1257 - ...attempting to discover whether you are obsessed.
1258 - ...while playing Civ4.
1259 - You always eat snacks in moderation.

 

[ggganz]

1230. You realize stupid things like the ovservatory sound is exactly the same as the wonder sound and that the jail has no sound.

 

[Jamesds]

1231: You were so absorbed in the game you actually didn't notice those things mentioned in 1230.... (true...)

 

[DrewBledsoe]

1231: You were so absorbed in the game you actually didn't notice those things mentioned in 1230.... (true...)

Not 100% civ (In fact more Elder Scrolls) but I was wandering around the shopping Mall, getting tired, and thought to myself "Ah ****, yo've got to walk all the way back to the car".......

Then my brain said "No you can just recall to the car, and you wont need to walk".....

For at least a fraction of a sec, my brain accepted this as fact, I even felt my body relax.....

Shite.....that's sad..................

 

[Julian Delphiki]

#1232 You are righthanded, and solely learn to use mouse with left hand too, because you can still stay awake and play but right hand wrist is too sore to be any use.

(It takes only a day or two )

 

[Phoenix1595]

706. You have an entirely different definition of "cottage economy" than the history books.
707. You still wonder why Liza Minnelli's latest ex-husband was used to depict Alex in Civ3.

 

[IPEX-731BA5DD06]

#1260 Get the number order correct again

#1261

You assign your wife and children to work the corn in the garden, Farm the lawn in the front yard, put 2 to work in the Home librairy, and reduce the allowances you pay.

Then wonder why your population doesn't increase, and all your citizen turn into unhappy non productive citizens, Asking to rejoin their homeland (Go home to mothers, family etc)

 

[Jamesds]

#1260 Get the number order correct again

I presume you are having a joke!
I think the correct number for the above posts is 1233 and 1234 for Pheonix and 1235, 1236 for IPEX. Next number is 1237 fr anyone who can't count .

 

[ggganz]

1237. You can only count in a number system based on the gold/turn in the top left corner.

 

[Scaramanga]

1238: You observe a Christian cathedral and wonder if they built it twice as fast with stone.

 

[DrewBledsoe]

1239 : You start a thread entitled "The appropriaty of Panthers appearing in tundra tiles", sit back, and bet yourself $10 that someone will turn it into a "why Hitler isnt in the game" thread within the next 3 hours.

And you win....

 

[ggganz]

1240. You just read/watched An Inconvenient Truth and are adopting Environmentalism.

 

[flaming_iles]

1241 - When someone asks you to go somewhere, your first thought is 'do i have enough movement points to go there before the turn is over?'