1000 clues that you are already too obsessed with Civ IV!

[Godwynn]

1267. Finals week is seven days away and you still haven't started studying.

 

[carmen510]

1268. You skipped your finals to play.

(This happened to the OGRE1 and ORGE2 twins of Halo, when they entered a tourny and skipped freshman economics test, but they got 20k in prizes. )

 

[BrantleyL1]

1269. You take the time to read all 1268 previous posts.

1270. You post #1270.

 

[ATopic22]

you are reading this thread

 

[Gaius Octavius]

The Final Frontier demo contains all the XML and Python files. The only things you can't do without BTS released is mod the SDK and make sure the mod works.

Except that the poster in question did not have either BtS or Final Frontier.

 

[ATopic22]

another one is posting in this thread if that hasnt already been posted

 

[BirraImperial]

1271: You are so obsessed with getting BtS, that you order the game months before release date.
1272: You cancel the order right after finding out that Amazon does not have stock until the 28th, and order from another store that does.

 

[Jamesds]

Come on....lets get back to Civ jokes!! (Not that mine are worth anything, but some of these are getting boring...)

1273: You wear a pair of circular spectacles and a hat (along with a black suit) to ensure that you have inside knowledge of all the cities you visit.
1274: You spy on your "neighbours from hell", hoping to gain espionage points against them to eventually forment unhappiness, incite revolt and get them to move somewhere else
1275: You contemplate erecting a world wonder in your back yard to increase your culture, and increase the chance of your house producing a Great Person.

 

[TheLastOne36]

1276: You stare at boudica to long and you start to drool

 

[Hero]

1277. You bought Neverwinter Nights 2 in January and haven't installed it yet because you can't stop playing CIV.

 

[StuntedAzrael]

1278. When you begin contemplating how can you create more GPP for your homecity.
1279. When you're trying to figure out what kind of specialist citizen would you be.

 

[ChrTh]

1280. You commission a great work in your house in the hopes that it'll give you possession of your neighbor's.

(Apologies if this is a repeat)

 

[ggganz]

1271: You are so obsessed with getting BtS, that you order the game months before release date.
1272: You cancel the order right after finding out that Amazon does not have stock until the 28th, and order from another store that does.

That would be 30th.

 

[tucnymaster]

1281:You answer in a history exam that universal suffrage brang 1 hammer in every town.

 

[A1CBOZ]

1282: You inform your history teacher that a combination of Police State, Vassalage, Slavery, State Property, and Theocracy civics is what allowed Hitler to overrun Europe.

(I apologize if this is a repost)

 

[ggganz]

1283. You tell your math teacher that she shouldn't be teaching this stuff because you don't plan on Building an Aqueduct and Calendar, Construction, and Currency have already been discovered.

 

[coolio2244242]

1284: You don't want to go and read all 1283 other clues because you want to go back to playing Civ IV.

 

[Tronicoz]

1285. you buy a blue sofa

 

[Tronicoz]

1286. you sell a blue sofa

 

[carmen510]

1287. You believe that Refrigeration came before Rifling.