1000 clues your civ3 management skills need help

[Pentium]

223. You're playing a Sid game when you suddenly notice that you have a deal with Japan saying "They give: Spices - We give: 540gpt"

100% guilty No wonder they were leading in both techs and size...

 

[Mirc]

And yes, stop making me look bad or else!

And which of them are you, the Spear or the Tank?

 

[pol1]

224. You keep sending Your forces using 'group goto' command which selects route around enemies with ZOC, when there are lots of other ways.

(guilty, guilty...)

 

[Pentium]

And which of them are you, the Spear or the Tank?

He's the (non-dancing) banana in Tank's exhaust.

 

[choxorn]

Actually, Pentium, Mirc, and azzaman are in the tank. I am the spear.

 

[Mirc]

And you are handled by that happy yellow guy that looks like this: !

Edit: Fixed some typos.

 

[choxorn]

 

[Pentium]

Well, you just said you're a wooden stick with a bronze ending. Intelligent, huh?

I am the spear.

 

[Desertsnow]

Sometimes you just have to go ahead and mine a plain when there's no fresh water available.

 

[Pentium]

Sometimes you just have to go ahead and mine a plain when there's no fresh water available.

Or too much FP and too few shields...

 

[Desertsnow]

Or too much FP and too few shields...

Been there, done that, bought the shirt.

 

[choxorn]

choxorn has declared war on Pentium.
choxorn's Foriegn advisor: "choxorn will always triumph, because Pentium is dumb."
chxorn's Military advisor: "Pentium's army is nothing compared to ours. Can we crush him now?"

 

[Mirc]

Yellowish-brownish Pop-up:
Congratulations, Pentium! You Win! You have achieved a 20k culture victory! Time spent: 1 hours, 23 minutes, 13 seconds

224: All your cities are near huge chains of mountains, because you like the view from your hotel... You wonder why you have less population than the other Chieftain AI's...

 

[lurker322]

225. you declare forum wars because you can't win one in a game
226. you build and rebuild palaces 20 times during a game because you think it's a great wonder (guilty, first game or two )

 

[choxorn]

Yes I can!
choxorn's advisor: Our mission was a sucess. Pentium now thinks he's won! But he hasn't.
choxorn: Good. Prepare to attack! Use our 9,876,543,210 nukes and 123,595,678,903,245,678,352 Modern Armor! Pentium, you're in trouble!
227. You won't make peace in this forum war (guilty).
228. You are one turn away from conquering the world. Then WW makes you fall into Anarchy, and your opponent's massive counter attack cripples you.

 

[Pentium]

Then WW makes you fall into Anarchy.

Using Democracy in a war is a clue by itself...

choxorn, I am terribly sorry to inform you that there is no need for peace in this forum war. You have already lost because there's a 8192 unit limit in Civ3.

(I'm starting to like this )

 

[azzaman333]

And I'm guessing the 10th was when you didn't have any lakes or rivers in the vicinity?
And yes, stop making me look bad or else!

The 10th is more do i really need this food when i could just as well mine these plains. If i want my plain to have fresh water, i will chain irrigate until i get it there.

229. You fail to realise that there has been 16 post on the next page, because you were too busy trying to beat the devilishly hard Chieftian AI.

(based on a true story(i didnt notice this page))

 

[Virote_Considon]

230. You listen to your foreign advisor when he says "Ragnar betrayed our freinds the Dutch" after you wiped them out with a MA (guilty )

231. When you're in a Republic, with the lux. slider set to 100%, every luxury connected to your cities and a marketplace in each, along with the Universal Sufferaget, the WW is still to hard to cope with.

 

[choxorn]

@Pentium: Oh right. Stupid unit limit! Okay then, I'll attack with a force of 4000 MA, 4000 MI, and 192 nukes!
232. You forgot about the unit limit and crashed the game trying to Shift-U.
233. The Unit limit has been hit and you only have 100 units.

 

[Mirc]

233. The Unit limit has been hit and you only have 100 units.

234. From which, 90 are defensive units, 2 are offensive units (Archers), 2 are workers, and 6 SGL's you don't know what to do with!