1994's oddest suicide

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seriously, this is the kind of story you can't make up.
Too bad it is. It's been doing the rounds since before '94. I found that out a week ago after reading this, but got banned about five seconds earlier, or I'd have spoken up. I could not be bothered finding the link.
 
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I think I might summit that to fail blog!
 
I might submit that wall of text to fail blog..........

On-Topic, very very strange... almost epicly awesome.
 
How is this a fail?

He wanted to commit suicide and would have failed his suicide if he hadn't been hit by the shotgun blast. Seems more like a win to me. Although, calling a suicide a win is inherently strange.
 
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