3 Words Story

[lutzj]

He is immortal...

 

[Civfan333]

but alien food

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

kills Chuck Norris.

 

[Civfan333]

After star wars

 

[lutzj]

resurrected Chuck Norris forever... (He is represented by Yoda in this movie, because both are insanely badass and good at flying roundhouse kicks.)

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

Satan claimed him.

 

[lutzj]

; Force returned him (I meant "The Force", but want to stick to the rule.)

 

[Love]

but then abandoned

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

him to die.

 

[Civfan333]

after abandoning him

 

[lutzj]

it resurrected him

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

and killed him.

 

[Love]

and then buried

 

[lutzj]

Chuck Norris, who escaped.

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

Then, he capitulated.

 

[lutzj]

(Chuck Norris capitulates to nobody) Except he didn't.

 

[Civfan333]

then the eggman

 

[Tronicoz]

bought a new

 

[Civfan333]

shiny yellow submarine

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

killing Chuck Norris.