3 Words Story

[lutzj]

but he lived.

 

[Terrance888]

for he wanted

 

[Deep Thought]

a new Mac.

 

[aronnax]

Then a huge...

 

[Tronicoz]

chuck norris came

 

[Terrance888]

to kill Chuck Norris (mini version)

 

[Tronicoz]

with a purple

 

[lutzj]

but he failed. (No version of Chuck Norris is killable.)

 

[Terrance888]

So Chuck Norris, (little) Chuck Norris (went to)

 

[Civfan333]

gave up and

 

[Love]

took a beer

 

[Civfan333]

and after indians

 

[Terrance888]

tried and failed... (to)

 

[lutzj]

kill them, lived. (that is, Chuck and little Chuck gave up, drank some beer, and survived an Indian assassination attempt.)

 

[Terrance888]

Chuck Norris chucked (lil') Chuck Norris ...


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[lutzj]

into hydrochloric acid...

 

[Civfan333]

and Sgt. Pepper

 

[Terrance888]

gave them booze

 

[Civfan333]

so the beatles

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

died in poverty.