A Pray for the RNG Gods

[Civlord]

Here is a small pray for the RNG gods. Hope you can give more suggestions to improve the mood of the always-unsatisfied RNG gods and grant us the Victory against the damn crappy AI.

Oh, great rulers!
Make us win!
May the AI loose its battle!

May us, the human players, achieve the Victory.
May the liar and cheater AI suffer a great defeat


In the eternal Civilization Fight
Give us luck
And on Deity levels make our knights win their Mechs!

Oh, great RNG gods!
Give us the Eternal Luck
Make the AI pay!

Make the AI lose the battles!

May their spearman lose!
And our tanks win!

Before fighting your AI opponent, be sure to pray as many times as you can AND to sacrifice some workers. This will please the gods and give victory to our troops, no matter in what age you are.

 

[washington00]

sorry for my ingorance, but i'm knew to civ fanatics and i have no idea who the RNG gods are.

 

[Tomoyo]

The Gods that control the RNG (Random Number Generator). Sacrificing to the RNG gods will bring you good luck. It's part of the spearman/tank myth.

 

[TruePurple]

He's being sardonic, RNG= random number generator and the god part is just part of his joke

 

[washington00]

oh, is the myth where you go with tanks and ancient era units destroy many of them

 

[washington00]

http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=124976
this thread talks about this happening

 

[TruePurple]

Well thats not myth as much as observed reality.

 

[Tomoyo]

Yes, but it has never happened to me (meaning, the I've never lost a tank to a spearman), so to me, it's a myth.

Of course, that time my Hoplite killed a Modern Armor is a Heroic Epic.

 

[washington00]

Yes, but it has never happened to me (meaning, the I've never lost a tank to a spearman), so to me, it's a myth.

same here, i may be new to CFC, but not to this game.

 

[mastertyguy]

I must have been a good guy with the RNG God, I got 10 MGL and 2 SGL.

 

[tR1cKy]

Pay respect to the RNG gods, or they'll hit with their most dreaded weapon, the SOUR (String Of Unlucky Rolls)

 

[CoolioVonHoolio]

this is just spam...

 

[mastertyguy]

Why should it not be? You have a problem with spamming?

 

[Ghostwind]

I've never had more than 4 MGL's in a game. I'm going to have to adjust my strategy! Maybe playing military civs would help.

~Ghostwind

 

[henry k c]

I have begun to sacrafice units to the RNG recently. It's mostly slave workers but also some units that were defeated and shamed.

And btw, coolio von hoolio, you will be cursed by the holy RNG for blasphemy.

 

[mastertyguy]

I've never had more than 4 MGL's in a game. I'm going to have to adjust my strategy! Maybe playing military civs would help.

~Ghostwind

You haven't two adjust your strategy. Just give units to the (pseudo)RNG god.

 

[CoolioVonHoolio]

And btw, coolio von hoolio, you will be cursed by the holy RNG for blasphemy.

nooooo! im a born again now! i swear!

 

[mastertyguy]

The RNG will never pardon you this easily. This was the absolute insult. you are better to sacrifice a tank SOD on spears.

 

[Ivan the Kulak]

Pagans! All true civ believers pray to Zeus, in hopes of gaining his favor and being permitted to build his statue. Homage must be paid at his temple to the High Priest Sid and the High Priestess Theodora, and you must sacrifice a worker to him every 20 turns in order to turn the tides of battle in your favor.

RNG Gods...Hmmmph

 

[Grey Fox]

I once got 2 Scientific leaders on the same turn, when I researched Philosophy and picked literature as the free tech.

Not even as a scientific civ that time.