A short joke with a subtle punch line

[Datheus]

Hm, here's a short one, with a subtle punch line (because I was the only one who laughed when it was said ) but I found it pretty entertaining when my teacher said it

Yea, I like to eat Italian, not half bad. I'm a fan of Chinese too, but boy, I'll tell you... Those Chinese are hard to catch

 

[Panda]

Old, but still makes me smile

 

[Wolfe Tone]

A bit like a joke out of the Simpson's if in remember correctly. Smither's asks Mr. Burns if he would like Chinese, Mr Burns then says 'no those people are all gristle.'

 

[Datheus]

Old? Really? Never heard it before, thought it was great fun

I've got a few better ones, but they're perhaps to riske for these forums, want to avoid the ban-age

 

[MrPresident]

want to avoid the ban-age

You might also want to avoid referring to it as such.

 

[GenghisK]

Huh, I might be dumb but what was the subtleness of the joke? I've never been gifted for getting quickly (English) jokes.

 

[Ancient Grudge]

that aint an english joke it aint even funny it didnt even make me smilie

 

[Dynamic Cow]

you know, those french are hard to catch too...

 

[handyandy]

so are the germans!

 

[Daaraa]

I'm here at work and the other guy in the room wanted to know what was so funny so I told him the joke. He's still chuckling.

 

[Fr8monkey]

Originally posted by handyandy
so are the germans!

Reminds me of a joke:
A canibal goes to the Canibal Deli and looks over the selections. He sees that the 'German' is 2 shells (type of money) pound. the "British' is 2.5 shells a pound. He gets to the 'French' and its 9.75 a pound! He asks the owner why the French are so costly. The owner tells him, "You ever try and clean a Frenchman?"

 

[Chieftess]

I thought it was refering to people when I read that.

 

[MrPresident]

I thought it was refering to people when I read that.

I thought it was referring to the French. Ooh shot below the belt, that's got to hurt!

 

[rickyson1]

When god was passing out brains the romans thought he said drains.