Acrophobia!!!

[Syterion]

At your request...

The winner is-(pause for effect)-Volum! It was close between him and Perfection and Achinz.

 

[Perfection]

Volum?!

You sicken me!

 

[Achinz]

So where's Volum's momentous input for the next round?

 

[Perfection]

Nowhere, so I'll declare the next one...

Strongbad!

 

[Ankka]

Stupid Thumbnails Round-up outdoor Nudists' Goodiehut Behind A Dog

 

[Syterion]

STRONGBAD

Sexy Tricia Rolls Over Nubile Gina By Adjusting Derrieres

Stupid Trekkies Risk Objurgation, Not Going Back At Dating

 

[Achinz]

Suspect Treaties Ruin Our Natural Globe By Advocating Destructiveness.

 

[Achinz]

Looks like AcroPHOBIA has indeed set in! Too much of a good thing?

 

[Perfection]

Syterion wins

 

[Syterion]

New Acronym(Vowels Only)-AEIOUY
"Y" can be a vowel sometimes.

Try it!

 

[Achinz]

Alternative Energy Industries Offer Ultimate Yields.

 

[Achinz]

Looks like a win by default here, so

MOZART

 

[Syterion]

Messy Overeaters Zealously Attack Rich Trifles

 

[Achinz]

This is notable - if no one else puts in an attempt in the next 24 hours, then Syterion will have the Acro-baton.

 

[Perfection]

MOZART
Marriages On Zirconium Are Really Tempestuous

 

[Achinz]

To keep the Acros going, a close call here. I'd declare Syterion the winner. Over to you S.

Edit: If S is a bit tardy, for the sake of momentum, feel free to have a go, Perfection!