Atzin's house of barters!

[Ehecatl Atzin]

Low on money? need that new iron sword to conquer worlds unknown? then look no further! Bring your stuff and we can trade 'em, no money needed no money down! We have everything from food to elephant's tusks to ship contracts (after we discover map making that is!) everything you need and best of all, you can always come back and trade the same stuff, again again!
Who needs gp!!
Looking for something and you can't find it? just ask!

Ehecatl Atzin

 

[Ehecatl Atzin]

We just got a fresh shipment of clubs and maces, some wooden shields and spears. And another one with clovis-type arrows and fishing nets!

 

[Chieftess]

Iron swords? What's iron? All we know of now is Bronze...

 

[Ehecatl Atzin]

Iron! a fancy word spoken by our soothsayers while in trance! they say it's of indestructive nature and of mythical origin! search for it we must if to conquer the lands we shall.

Ehecatl Atzin

 

[Civanator]

put him in the prison for witchcraft!

 

[Ehecatl Atzin]

LOL, well, witchcraft as a crime wasn't recognized until the middle ages... so the cage will just have to wait

Ehecatl Atzin

 

[Civanator]

No fair

 

[eyrei]

Hehe. I think Ehacatl won that round...

 

[Danke]

But, wait, if EA weighs the same as a duck.....

 

[Civanator]

then he is a witch! actually maybe we should call him a wizard....

Originally posted by Danke
But, wait, if EA weighs the same as a duck.....

 

[Stuck_as_a_Mac]

Reminder: all department stores must have books to submit to the bank whenever the bank needs them

 

[Civanator]

books?

 

[Curufinwe]

Books as in account books. And please no shredding or account fraud.

 

[Chieftess]

I thought there was going to be some Monty Python quotes there for a while.

 

[Ehecatl Atzin]

Books?!?! what are these books you speak of?? ...another wizard in our midsts we have say I...
Seriously now, what do I put in these books? the things people barter, the inventory I have to barter with?

Very well, my inventory is as follows:

- 5 wooden clubs.
- 10 bronze maces.
- 3 bows with 35 obsidian tip arrows each
- 2 fishing nets (used but good)
- 3 bear skin (for all you explorers out there, you best keep warm)
- 1 copper sword (found in a cave, no one has claimmed it..yet)
- 9 goat's stomach water bags (best in the bussiness)
.....five golden rings!!!!......

That's about it. Since it's a barter house, I have no prices.

Ehecatl Atzin

 

[Ehecatl Atzin]

We have a new employee, Rangers85. He'll be the clerk at Atzin's house while I'm away on oficial business (tracking new merchandise, tomb raiding and the sort ) so, he's in charge if I'm away.

Ehecatl Atzin

 

[rangers85]

Originally posted by Ehecatl Atzin
We have a new employee, Rangers85. He'll be the clerk at Atzin's house while I'm away on oficial business (tracking new merchandise, tomb raiding and the sort ) so, he's in charge if I'm away.

Ehecatl Atzin

Yup, that's right, and if you don't come in and barter with me, I'll....errrr, the evil monkey on his own will will assault you on the street with a barrage of rocks and/or wood, depending upon what I....errr it wants.

 

[Almightyjosh]

I have some Magic Beans to trade!! I also have a ring that has some strange runes inscibed on it, you can only see them when you throw it into a fire though. Don't think it's worth much. Any takers?

EA, what can I give you for a water skin, a net and MY copper sword?

 

[Zarn]

No that's my sword. Now get out of my cave Almighty.

 

[Almightyjosh]

HA! This is MY cave. See, it's got my name on it!!
*Zarn informs AJ that that is in fact not his name but a crude picture of a buffalo*
No, over there
*Zarn is astonished to see ALMIGHTYJOSH printed on the wall of the cave*
especially since we haven't learned to read yet!

Anyway, I want a water skin and a fishing net and I have 5 magic beans, the one ring and Zarn's left arm (if he doesn't give up the sword that is) to trade with.