Blame W! (to the tune of Blame Canada)

[zulu9812]

from http://interocitor.com/

"Blame W"

(to the tune of Blame Canada, of course)

Times have changed, the world is getting worse.
Planes fly into tall buildings, North Korea's getting nukes!

Should we blame the terrorists?
Or blame the Taliban?
Or should we blame dictators like Saddam?

No! Blame W! Blame W!
With all his dirty little schemes and flapping mouth so full of lies!
Blame W! Blame W!
We need to end this evil reign.
W's insane!

Don't blame me for my son Jack.
He joined the damn army and now he's off to save Iraq.
And my boy Andrew once had Che's poster on his wall,
But now he's got a blog and speaks ill of Teddy Rall.

Well? Blame W! Blame W!
It seems that everything's gone wrong since W came along.
Blame W! Blame W!
He's not even the President anyway.

Al would'a been President, if they counted all the votes.
Instead he's making speeches while that evil bastard gloats.
Should we blame Osama? Should we blame the FBI?
Or the politicians who fired all our spies?

Heck no! Blame W! Blame W!
With all his stupid "Bring 'em On"
He sounds like Hitler's son.
Blame W! Shame on W!

For the troops we must cut,
France we must appease,
And Haliburton's greed must be shown.
We must blame them and cause a fuss
Before somebody thinks of blaming us!

 

[CurtSibling]

Poor old George!

 

[insurgent]

Wow... that man is just so... *sigh* evil... :shakehead

 

[The Last Conformist]

I find it slightly hard to fit 'W' into the rythm ...

 

[insurgent]

Isn't it supposed to be pronounced something like "Dub-bee-yah" to fit in?

 

[The Last Conformist]

Probably. Neither "dub-yah" nor "dub-l-yoo" works.

 

[insurgent]

I'm finding it hard to fit in as well... hmm...

 

[The Last Conformist]

Zulu?

 

[Zeekater]

ca-na-da..... du-by-ya.... works for me

You should make a real song out of it and have a cool flash movie to go with it

 

[JohnRM]

Nothing is getting worse, we just keep promoting other bad things, to higher bad status, to take the place of former bad things when we lose them. It would be foolish and naive to believe that this is something that only just started happening when Bush got elected. This kind of thing has been going on, since the beginning of time.

 

[unscratchedfoot]

Well put John HOG. And that grouchy old guy in your avatar is that exact type of person I imagined singing that depressing song. I think all the gloomy people should be time-teleported back to the Black Plague during the dark ages for a lesson in how good we got it now.

 

[Zeekater]

Bleh, it's just a song to me