Car jokes

[Paasky]

If you don't know what a lada is, skip this post!

A lada was borken on the side of a motorway, and a rich guy in a ferrari saw it. He felt sorry for the poor man, as he had also been poor befaore the internet. So, he stopped by the lada, and started towing it. They had a deal, that if the lada had some problems, the lada driver would sound his horn. They went forward for a few minutes, when mr. riches worst opponent in a lamborghini started to race the ferrari. After a few km, a few cops with speed-o-meters saw them whizzing by. The 1st cop said to the other: I've just seen a Lambo and Ferrari race over 200kmh, and a lada behind them honking for them to give way!

 

[allhailIndia]

I don't what a lada is but I pretty much got the joke, good one

 

[WickedSmurf]

Good one!

Lada:

 

[ironmikie]

its a good one.

 

[Lopex]

What's the good thing about a Lada with a back window heating system?

You'll have warm hands while pushing it...

 

[Paasky]

damn, my java doesn't work... I tried to install it from the java website but still no improvement. IE reinstall it is...

 

[lbhhh]

Good jokes

 

[The Person]

Q: How do you double the value of a Lada?

A: You put a Mars bar in the back seat.

Q: How many people work at the Lada factory?

A: Two. One cutting, the other pasting.

Just a few Lada jokes for those not offended by them.

 

[Iggy]

Q: Have you seen the 16 valve Lada.
A: 4 in the engine, 12 in the radio.

A guy goes to the garage and says, "Do you have a windscreen wiper for my Lada?"
The mechanic replies, "Yeah, seems like a fair swop."

Q: What do you call a Lada with twin exhausts?
A: A wheelbarrow.