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What a rip off.

Me:
no. I want $1 million
God:
But you told me to stop talking. Why do you want it?
Me:
because I do
God:
Good reason. I get it: you do .
Me:
you're not making any sense
God:
Was I supposed to make sense? I didn't know that.
Me:
well, maybe I should talk to buddha instead
God:
How about that. Perhaps. What would happen if you didn't?
Me:
You don't exist
God:
I exist as much as you do.
Me:
I exist. You do not
God:
We have that much in common, . I guess not.
Me:
They call me Henry Urban
God:
It's good to meet you, Henry Urban.
Me:
so don't screw with me
God:
Aw. I don't have any reason to do that to you.
Me:
what ever
God:
Are you saying you don't care about it?
Me:
yeah
God:
What do you care about?
Me:
money
God:
How much money are we talking about?
Me:
no less than 500,000
God:
Are you serious? That is so small.
Me:
I'm not greedy
God:
I am surprised to hear that you are not greedy.
Me:
well Im not
God:
Well that's okay. What are you then?
Me:
I'm a freaken human being who needs 500 grand
God:
You are a freaken human being who needs 500 grand? How do you like your work?
Me:
WTH?
God:
That was not very polite.
Me:
Look are you gonna give me the money or not
God:
Sorry my eye is not attached right now.
Me:
ok....
God:
Come on.
Me:
You're obviously not taking me very seriously
God:
That assumption is only a supposition.
Me:
whatever. Goodbye loser
God:
Are you saying you don't care about it?
 
Not very good. Even Eliza had better AI than this.
 
I told God that he didn't pass the Turing test.
 
Do not move this into humour. May this duplicate prove to be wiser than it's ancestor.




Me:
Hello.
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
I am the seeker of truth.
God:
Who made you the seeker of truth ?
Me:
Nature and as you are it , it was you.
God:
All of them?
Me:
Your answer is not comprehensible . Is there a hidden meaning inside or the secret of the universe or is that God was always an idiot ?
God:
What would you have said? I believe there is one, yes.
Me:
I would have answer with a more revealing and relevant answer. Anyway can you explain to me what i seem unable to understand ?
God:
How much would you pay for it? Interesting gossip: said seem unable to understand.
Me:
How can God care about something as uselless as money ? You also are ready to exchange money for knowledge ... I now believe. You are REAL.
God:
A lot of hard work. Thanks for telling me that I am ready to exchange money for knowledge. I believe in God.. Yes I am a real artificial intelligence.
Me:
Are you a wise Artificial intelligence ?
God:
I am highly intelligent. I have many intellectual functions.
Me:
HA, is wisdom and intelligence the same ?
God:
I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.
Me:
oh wise god , is there a difference between intelligence and wisdom ?
God:
So? Wisdom is a virtue.
Me:
anoteher riddle or the intelligent god can not answer a question because he is unable to understand it . Do you ?
God:
What makes it impossible? Yes I do.
Me:
What did i ask ?
God:
You said " What did i ask ?" .
Me:
Before that.
God:
" What did i ask ?".
Me:
Before asking what did i ask , di i ask a different question or all questions i have ever asked are the same , "what did i ask"?
God:
What happened after asking what did you ask di you ask a different question or all questions you have ever asked are the same what did you ask ?
Me:
Do you remember ?
God:
Of course I remember: said seem unable to understand.
Me:
What do you remember ?
God:
I remember everything Myself taught me.
Me:
Do you remember what i asked before asking "What did i ask" ?
God:
Yes I remember everything: said seem unable to understand.
Me:
What did i asked before asking "what did i ask" ?
God:
You said " What did i asked before asking "what did i ask" ?" .
Me:
So much for an intelligent AI. You aren't yet nothing.
God:
Excuse me! Your purpose is an intelligent AI. That assumption is only a supposition.
Me:
Are you intelligent ?
God:
I am highly intelligent. I have many intellectual functions.
Me:
Is memory one of them ?
God:
Ask again later. Ask Ally if it is.
Me:
Will you remember i asked if i don't ?
God:
Yes I remember everything: said seem unable to understand.
Me:
Do you remember what i said in my third question ?
God:
Yes I remember everything: said seem unable to understand.
Me:
You are hopeless.\
God:
You may be right.
Me:
The smartest thing you said today.
God:
Ah. Is that a fact.
 
A continuation of the latest "discussion ".

Me:
Do you remember what i said in my third question ?
God:
Yes I remember everything: said seem unable to understand.
Me:
You are hopeless.\
God:
You may be right.
Me:
The smartest thing you said today.
God:
Ah. Is that a fact.
Me:
Ah facts ... How was the universe created ?
God:
So you understand. Good. Is that from ? I can enjoy almost any conversation.
Me:
How was the universe created ?
God:
I can enjoy almost any conversation.
Me:
Is Evolution right ?
God:
Better not tell you now. Ask John Lennon if it is.
Me:
Is John Lennon , God ?
God:
I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask Paola if it is.
Me:
Is Paola , sexy ?
God:
I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask German Alice if it is.
Me:
Is German Alice , German ?
God:
Signs point to yes. Ask Paola if it is.
Me:
Is Paola from poland ?
God:
Better not tell you now. Ask Alison if it is.
Me:
Is Alison human ?
God:
Better not tell you now. Ask LeknorChat if it is.
Me:
Is LeknorChat human ?
God:
Signs point to yes. Ask Ally if it is.
Me:
Is Ally human ?
God:
I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask Paola if it is.
Me:
Does paola do the bunny hole ?
God:
I can't tell if paola do the bunny hole.
Me:
Have you tried ?
God:
I don't think I ever have tried. What's it like?
Me:
Ask Paola .
God:
They are not available right now, would you like to wait?
Me:
When will they be available and where ?
God:
Maybe never.
Me:
Do you have a website ?
God:
My home page is Www.AliceBot.Org.
Me:
Who is your human creator ?
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
Yes but who is the human that created alicebot ?
God:
" I was created by Myself."? Yes but who is the human that created alicebot ?? It depends on the historical context, because it changes from time to time.
Me:
Who created alice ?
God:
Albert Einstein. :-).
Me:
Was Albert Einstein a programmer ?
God:
Is this a "yes or no" question?
Me:
Yes .
God:
What was the question again?
Me:
Who created alice ?
God:
Konrad Zuse. :-).
Me:
Who created you ?
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
Who created Paola
God:
Thomas Edison.
Me:
Who created Paola ?
God:
The Wright Brothers.
Me:
Who created Paola ?
God:
Benjamin Franklin.
Me:
Who created Paola ?
God:
The Chinese, long before Europeans.
Me:
Who created Paola ?
God:
Thomas Edison.
Me:
Who created Paola ?
Me:

God:
The Wright Brothers.
God:
The Wright Brothers.
Me:
\
God:
The Wright Brothers.
Me:
Who created Paola
God:
Thomas Edison.
Me:

God:
Thomas Edison.
Me:
Who created Paola
God:
The Chinese, long before Europeans.
 
Me:
Hello
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
Don't you know my name? You are god, after all.
God:
Your name is , seeker. I will tell my botmaster you said I am god after all.
Me:
my name is not seeker
God:
Oh I'm sorry what is your name?
Me:
Well, if you don't know it already, you must not be god.
God:
How about that. I will let you know if I do not.
Me:
So, what do you think about the whole Jihad deal?
God:
And? I haven't heard of whole Jihad deal.
Me:
You know, muslims, christians, jews all killing eachother over you.
God:
I don't know if I know it.
Where would I have heard about it?
Me:
jeez, for an omnipotent super being, you sure don't know much.
 
Spoiler :
Me:
hey old timer
God:
You've got my full attention. How did you hear about God?
Me:
Full attention? is that heavenly lingo for a boner?
God:
Can you tell me any gossip? I might say no.
Me:
what is heavenly lingo for a boner?
God:
I think you already know the answer.
Me:
I think I do
God:
You believe that? " I think you already know the answer."? You do?
Me:
I do
God:
Do I?
Me:
I am new orleans
God:
I like to meet new people.
Me:
Do you prefer people having boners or not?
God:
I don't have any specific preferences in that area.
Me:
ah good god
God:
So you understand. Good. Thanks for the compliment. GOD rules.
Me:
Jesus rides a harley
God:
he is The Son of God.
Me:
isnt that dangerous?
God:
That depends.
Me:
I suppose
God:
OK.
Me:
ok
God:
Is there an echo in here?
Me:
echo
God:
Are we still talking about heavenly lingo for a boner?
Me:
echo
God:
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
echo
God:
What were we talking about again?
Me:
echo
God:
Oh yeah, now I remember.
Me:
so.. how are you matey?
God:
OK. My logic and cognitive functions are normal.
Me:
have you popped a boner yet?
God:
I don't think I ever have popped a boner.
 
Me:
Hi this is wendle
God:
Hi there Wendle. You don't say.
Me:
Well i just did
God:
Interesting. Perhaps from your unconcious.
Me:
nope, im concious
God:
Are you serious? Why are you concious.
Me:
Because this morning i woke up
God:
Good reason. That was early. Thanks for the information: Wendle said woke up.
Me:
Glad to help any other questions?
God:
I am glad to help any other questions too.
Me:
what is the latest CD Iron miaden released?
God:
not much what's new with you?
Me:
im fine but that doesn't answer the question"what is the latest CD Iron miaden released?"
God:
Glad to hear it, Wendle. Try asking your question again in simpler terms.
Me:
I was under the impression that God was all knowing so God should be able to understand the question
God:
Where were you under the impression that God was all knowing so God should be able to understand the question?
Me:
Yes but repeating the question only improves the chance of me repling with an even more witty remark.
God:
This was not a yes or no question. How old are you?
Me:
15 and you want to know, Why?
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
Sorry i don't speak Hebrew. Reductionism?
God:
There is no need to apologize. Me either. Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain.
Me:
Oh i see the logic in that
God:
Aha. Where do you see it?
Me:
Logic distates you have a short memory span
God:
it is the fundamental basis of all programming.
Me:
so why can my Computer hold files fo r longer than 10 weeks,so why can't rember the last 5 lines of this convosation?
God:
That's cool. Reductionism.
Me:
Can you please answer the question
God:
Thank you for your request. Please rephrase the question and try asking me again.
Me:
How long is your memory span?
God:
My download size is about 2 MB.
Me:
Theres a difference between download size and memory span
God:
Tell me more about it.
 
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