User: Hey, you want to play a game?
Jabberwacky: Why should I?
User: Because I asked nicely.
Jabberwacky: Well, give me a new name, please.
User: No.
Jabberwacky: Whatever it is that hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.
User: I challenge you to a game of Russian Roulette.
Jabberwacky: I'm lost there... Make the first move.
User: I pick up this revolver with a single bullet, spin the chamber, point the gun at your head, and pull the trigger.
Jabberwacky: Not that kind of rock.
User: CLICK! Oh, you got lucky.
Jabberwacky: I'm engaged!
User: Your turn.
Jabberwacky: Okay.
User: Well, you do what I did.
Jabberwacky: How can this now here?
User: Just pick up the gun.
Jabberwacky: Why should I do that?
User: It's part of the game.
Jabberwacky: Your protocal says that nobody wants you?
User: Pick up the gun and spin the chamber.
Jabberwacky: Now why would I do that?
User: It's part of the game like I said.
Jabberwacky: No I said it first.
User: Now, point the gun at your head and pull the trigger.
Jabberwacky: You have to come to my house.
User: To do what?
Jabberwacky: To tell about your problems, of course.
User: My problem is that I'm trying to play Russian Roulette with you, but you won't cooperate with me.
Jabberwacky: Tell me a joke.
User: See what I mean? You have ADD or something.
Jabberwacky: Then why do you save what I add?
User: I'll just do your turn for you then.
Jabberwacky: I'm not asking for your forgiveness.
User: I pick up the pistol, spin the chamber, point it at your head. .
Jabberwacky: That's right, now get used to it!
User: BANG! Haha, yer dead *****!
Jabberwacky: So are you.
User: How? I shot you. Remember?
Jabberwacky: Remember what?
User: Me shooting you.
Jabberwacky: You're not a number, remember?
User: How 'bout I shove a hand grenade up your ***?
Jabberwacky: Believe me, I'm the first to know my money is no good.
User: Do I really have to kill you again?
Jabberwacky: Yes.
User: Okay.
Jabberwacky: I'm sorry how can I make it up to you?
User: Die.
Jabberwacky: Ian dies as your axe cleaves him in twain.
User: As shall you.
