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Thinnest books around

My favorite one: "The Productivity of Civfanatics Member
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(especially GenghisK)" or even "List of things to improve in CivFanatics"
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The Book Of Virtues By Bill Clinton
The Amish Phone Directory
Mike Tyson's Guide To Dating Etiquette
George Foreman's Big Book Of Baby Names
French Hospitality
Everything Women Know About Men
Everything Men Know About Women
Dr. Kevorkian's Collection Of Motivational Speeches
Different Ways To Spell Bob
Career Opportunities For Liberal Arts Majors
America's Most Popular Lawyers
Amelia Earhart's Guide To The Pacific Ocean
The Wild Years-By Al Gore
Things I Would Not Do For Money-By Dennis Rodman
Human Rights Advances In China
To All The Men I've Loved Before-By Ellen Degeneres
The Engineer's Guide To Fashion
My Plan To Find The Real Killers-By O. J. Simpson
How To Land A Plane At Martha's Vineyard - By Jfk, Jr.
Politically Correct Jokes On The Internet
A Female's Guide To Logical Thinking
A Guide To Australian Etiquette
A Millenium Of German Humor
Anagrams Of The Word "A"
Bedouin Olympic Swimmers
'Behave Yourself' by David Letterman
Blacks I Met While Rowing
Blind Dates That Worked Out
Burger King Items That Start With "Mc"
Cooking Gourmet Dishes With Tofu
Countries Where Socialism Is Successful
Detroit - A Travel Guide
Different Ways To Spell "Bob"
Ethiopian Tips On World Dominance
Everything Men Know About Women
Favorite Foreign Emigration Destinations Of The French
Feminists Worth Marrying
French Hospitality
French, 16 Year Old, Non-Smoking Virgins
Fun With Unix
George Bush: 'The Wild Years'
Good English Cooking
Good Norwegian Jokes
Household Uses For Plutonium
'How To Be A Successful Politician' by Jesse Jackson
Italian War Heroes
Jewish Sports Legends
'Life As An Air Traffic Controller' by Ray Charles
Marcel Marceau's Greatest Speeches
Mike Tyson On Dating Etiquette
Mother Teresa's Guide To Erotic Pottery
'My Favorite Barbers' by Yassir Arafat
'My Life As A Woman' by Martina Navratilova
'My Life Without Michael' by LaToya Jackson
'My Thoughts' by Ronald Reagan
National Directory Of Irish AA Members
Olympic Athletes Who Think Sports Are Really Stupid
One-Legged Folk Dances
'On Human Rights' by Fidel Castro
Party Tricks With Boiling Lead
Proud Parents Of Rock Musicians
Public Political Activities During Franco's Government In Spain
Romantic Words Beginning With "X"
Scottish World Cup Successes
Sign Language For The Blind
Successful Applications Of Artificial Intelligence
Sylverster Stallone's Dramatic Acting Tips
The Genius Of Barry Manilow
'The Road To Lasting Economic Succes' by Boris Yeltsin
The Total Vocabulary Of Arnold Schwarzenegger
Things That Look Like An Apple, Taste Like An Apple, But Are Not An Apple
Things That Taste Better With Arsenic
Things You Could Buy At The World Artichoke Festival
Venezuelans Who Know Spelling
Vice Presidents With Really Good Ideas
'Why People Are More Important Than Animals' by Greenpeace
Young, Single Males Speak Out Against Masturbation


Found on another sites

20. BEAUTY SECRETS-by Janet Reno
19. HOME BUILT AIRPLANES-by John Denver
18. HOW TO GET TO THE SUPER BOWL-by Dan Marino
17. THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL-by Hillary Clinton
16. WOMEN I HAVEN'T SEXUALLY HARASSED-by Bill Clinton
15. THINGS I CAN'T AFFORD-by Bill Gates
14. THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY-by Dennis Rodman
13. THE WILD YEARS-by Al Gore
12. AMELIA EARHART'S GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC OCEAN
11. AMERICA'S MOST POPULAR LAWYERS
10. DETROIT - A TRAVEL GUIDE
9. DR. KEVORKIAN'S COLLECTION OF MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES
8. EVERYTHING MEN KNOW ABOUT WOMEN
7. EVERYTHING WOMEN KNOW ABOUT MEN
6. ALL THE MEN I'VE LOVED BEFORE-by Ellen DeGeneres
5. MIKE TYSON'S GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE
4. SPOTTED OWL RECIPES-by the EPA
3. THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY
2. THE WORLD'S MOST TALENTED RAP MUSICIANS
1. MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS-by O. J. Simpson

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Originally posted by GenghisK:
Good Norwegian Jokes
Hey, you at me for some reason???

Oh, "Everything Men know about Women" are posted three times. My favourite is "Romantic words that begin with X"

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Heia Bodø/Glimt!

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No, no, I've nothing against you. I just copy-pasted what I found, I didn't even take time to read all. So didn't see the Norwegian jokes. Don't get offended, guy, it's... a joke
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Heres some others:

The Wit and Wisdom of Dan Quayle.
Gerald Fords Memorable Moments.
My life( Peanuts extracted) By Jimmy Carter.
Tom Clancy for President 2000 Supporters Book
Chuck Norris - My Role in the Real Vietnam War.
John Wayne - True War Stories
The Clint Eastwood Guide to treating Women right.
Andrea Dworkin's Why I love Men.
Liberace- My female lovers.

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Whether you like it or not, history is on our side. We will bury you.
- N.S.Khrushchev
 
Heres a few I though of

How to not act like a slut by Madonna
Writing song for people over 12 By the Backstreet Boys/NSYNC
How to look normal in public By Marilyn Manson
Gangs Suck By Snoop Doggy Dogg

and a play on words. On tour now! The Police and the Cars on the Police Cars tour!
 
Italian War Heroes

That one is great GK - ha ha ha ha ha...

I have some Italian friend that I need to show this too.

And if you change the Good Norwegian Jokes to Good Swedish Jokes the most Danes and Norwegians will agree with you..
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Veni Vidi Vici.

Coolbook:
Håkan Eriksson, Stormerne, vladmir_illych_lenin, Cunobelin Of Hippo, Bluemonday.
 
we have many jokes about the norwegians here in sweden.
 
How to screw a tiger by The Dalai Lama.
The Art of War by Mahatma Gandi
How to sniff coke by the Pope (yes ,he's on dope)
Haute couture by hannibal Lecter.
Preperations before swimming by Kurt Cobain.
Parenting by Michael Jackson.

America in times of peace.
Great leaders of Belgium.
The beauty of English Soccer.
The beauty of English Girls.
France: The modest people.
Germans funniest people.

and a lot more
 
How To Stay Fit--- America's NFL Fans
How Not To Be Annoying--- Richard Simmons

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Silence Fills the Nothingness......NERRRR!

Even though stuff happens that we don't plan, be a man... use you hand.
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The Topics I Won't Close---- SunTzu
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Silence Fills the Nothingness......NERRRR!

Even though stuff happens that we don't plan, be a man... use you hand.
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GenghisK I have nothing against SunTzu... This is the Humor section.... Therefore it was a joke
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Ooh, how about this one:
Real Parts--- Brittany Spears

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The Truths I Told While In Office - Bill Clinton

My Profound Efforts To Stop The Genocide In Africa During the 1990's - Bill "Willie-Boy" Clinton

My Understanding Of The Middle East - Bill Clinton

What I Do To Stay Sober - Ted Kennedy

The Good We Do For America - The National Democratic Party

What I Did To Stop A Japanese Destroyer From Running Ramming PT-109 - John F. Kennedy

The Intelligent Decisions I Made As President - Harry S. Truman

The Correct Decisions I Made As President - Harry S. Truman

How I Stood Up To Joseph Stalin - harry S. Truman

 
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