Well... I think I should get a prize for trying as hard as possible to lose this game!
Settled 1S and produced some fogbuster first before going to settle coppercity.
Small recap of how to handicap yourself:
Lose initial warrior to angry barbs from hut (the one north of pigs) - Check
Do not pay any attention when moving initial settler - Check
Lose said initial settler to barbs (I never do that, but whatever) - Check
Forget to move extra troops out to defend workers working on coppermine - Check
Proceed to lose BOTH initial workers when defending archer loses his battle while having extra troops in "coppercity" (Just wanted to finish hooking up that mine, and one archer was really no problem, I swear!) - Check
So basically I almost gave up
However all hope was not lost, it just kind of makes no sense to not focus while playing Immortal games and handicapping yourself that badly.
Anyway. Losing the first settler made me have to research Archery to be on the safe side. I also popped Writing from 2nd hut (N of capital)
Teching: Hu -> AH -> Mining -> BW -> Achery -> Alphabet
(No need for pottery since I had no workerturns to spare after losing my initial workers........ )
Founded my 2nd city at 1760BC (yay!) by copper, then also settled 1 city North by floodplains(Corn, Ivory, Cow), 1 city by fur, and 2 in the desert NW. Unfortunately I never really found the Gem site and Cyrus took over the barb settlement down there. I did not take over a single barb city.
Had no further barb issues (although one could consider losing a settler and 2 workers pretty bad, I guess, but that was not really a barb issue, just a "not paying any attention whatsoever issue"

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Even with the horrible start I was first to CS. At 500AD I'm researching Paper (6 turns off) while all the AI are busy researching the same stuff at the lower side of the techtree (mostly). Nice friendly bunch of AIs, and so far everyone has been busy REXing and taking over barb cities.
Due to butchering the start, I'm kinda playing Tokugawa the peaceful here with no hope of warring anytime soon. Probably the safe thing to do would be to go for Diplo, so barring a miracle that's the plan
