Civ'ed's random Civ and Mod tests - Part 1

well, first I realized that the Tower of Babel was useless, then I found a barb city, then got feudalism and "passed out" because of Himeji Samurai Castle, the equivalent of the Great wall but with pillaging instead of barbs (No pillaging inside cultural borders, +100% pillage rates
 
I had pretty much guessed all the above by the second read this morning but when I first read it before going to sleep last night i was like :eek2:
Its probably what gave me those strange dreams, but sadly i dont quite remember them...:p
 
Update 5: In which ragequit is made an option
ARGH ARGH ARGH. I HATE THIS GAME.
Why?
Read on...
First of all, all was well. Everyone was happy (except for that cat held hostage*) and nothing interesting happened, when suddenly, my chariot scouts find a perfect city spot!
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Eiffel Tower.

Then life went on some more! Lots of people died, some were born, and so on.
Oh hi Attila, what? Wrong Horde Matey
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THIS IS CIVACADIA!!!!
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I renamed them the 300 Civ'edians because I can.

:twitch: We must end this crusade against the world's feline population!
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Awww yeah.
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Why did I take this? It's the perfect combination, it's PURPLE SPY, the double-crossing backstabber!
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Lolno, ULM is MINE :mwaha:
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THE MASTER PLAN, it cannot fail, we have ULM on our side!
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,Semi-independent republic of
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WOOOOO! MONIEZ
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Hey Atheas, I was never really on your side *raises butterfly knife*
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Comic relief in disaster
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Improved master plan
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Need I say more?
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Regular spying activities by Macedonian Falconers Incorporated.
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Historically accurate? Boudica hates Romans (and the LH music *sniff*)
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It's the Unholy Hand Grenade of Alliances!
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because you can't raise an army with a lawbook and a scythe.

No pictures about other military losses, I think Atheas is Shouting FUS RO DAH at the top of his lungs the whole time.
I didn't ragequit tho, I almost thought about WBing Yo Momma back into the game but it would have been to difficult and cheating isn't allowed :p
*becoming a running gag already
 
it's a joke I made in the very first update, his music sounds a bit like a cat in a cellar.
It's hard to understand but find the mod and you'll get it.

That must be some awful music. If I ever get that mod I might change it to something more bearable and not necessarily era/Civ-specific (Mötley Crüe :p)
 
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