Update 5: In which ragequit is made an option
ARGH ARGH ARGH. I HATE THIS GAME.
Why?
Read on...
First of all, all was well. Everyone was happy (except for that cat held hostage*) and nothing interesting happened, when suddenly, my chariot scouts find a perfect city spot!
Then life went on some more! Lots of people died, some were born, and so on.
Oh hi Attila, what? Wrong Horde Matey
THIS IS CIVACADIA!!!!

We must end this crusade against the world's feline population!
Awww yeah.
Why did I take this? It's the perfect combination, it's PURPLE SPY, the double-crossing backstabber!
Lolno, ULM is MINE
THE MASTER PLAN, it cannot fail, we have ULM on our side!
,Semi-independent republic of
WOOOOO! MONIEZ
Hey Atheas, I was never really on your side *raises butterfly knife*
Comic relief in disaster
Improved master plan
Need I say more?
Regular spying activities by Macedonian Falconers Incorporated.
Historically accurate? Boudica hates Romans (and the LH music *sniff*)
It's the Unholy Hand Grenade of Alliances!
No pictures about other military losses, I think Atheas is Shouting FUS RO DAH at the top of his lungs the whole time.
I didn't ragequit tho, I almost thought about WBing Yo Momma back into the game but it would have been to difficult and cheating isn't allowed

*becoming a running gag already