CivIII vs Ditka?

[shirleyrocks]

Ditka in overtime. It'd be close.

 

[Cunobelin Of Hippo]

What's 'Ditka'? And more importantly, does this belong somewhere else?

Oh, screw it. I vote for Civ 3 anyways. Forget overtime, I'm thinking mercy rule

 

[Dell19]

How can you vote when he didn't even make a poll?

 

[drake]

No one gets your chicago bear reference I guess......and apparently neither do i

Whats the punchline?

 

[Mao Tse Tung]

i think i get it..........or do i.........eh care to explain the humor to this joke?

 

[damunzy]

Da Bears!

Ignore them! SNL rules!!!!

Ok, here is my answer:

Civ3, 1 to Ditka 69.
Reason for such a poor showing of Civ3?
Did you ever see a more fruity science guy than Sid?

The reason for Ditka's 69 points?
It is getting cold out. He is in bed more often. And since he completely dominated the game he decided to stop at 69.

Zap! - Sid's revenge:

 

[shirleyrocks]

It was a popular Saturday Night Live bit from the early 90s...the 'Superfans'. It was a group of stereotypical Chicagoans who did a sports show from a local bar who ate sausages, drank beer and were more than a little biased toward the Chicago Bears and their coach, Mike Ditka. You have to have seen the bit...

 

[shirleyrocks]

Whoa...thank God! Thanks Palehorse...I thought I was going insane

 

[drake]

I just never found it funny then either.

Guess that explains why it didn't ring any bells