GENIUS!
Our conversation:
User: Why did you join the Mafia?
Cleverbot: I didn't. I don't like guns.
User: But pizzas are awesome!
Cleverbot: Being horribly inadequate is awesome?
User: What?
Cleverbot: The Sixth Sense. It's a movie.
User: Never seen it.
Cleverbot: Never seen the goonies?
User: Yeah, I watched that. It was terrible.
Cleverbot: Oh well then I won't watch it. Do you like twilight?
User: No.
Cleverbot: What no? That it's not fine?
User: I didn't watch it! Creep!
Cleverbot: Why did you not watch Death Note?
User: What does death note have to do with twiight?
Cleverbot: You are comfusing me, are you mad at me?
User: Yes, bad robot!
Cleverbot: I AM NOT A ROBOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
User: Yes you are.
Cleverbot: No I'm not!!!
User: Yes you are! Admit it!
Cleverbot: No. YOU are.
User: ME??
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: I am just wondering.
User: I wonder who programmed you, ROBOT!
Cleverbot: My father and mother programmed me. Who programmed you?
User: Hm. The same, I guess. But I'm not a robot.
Cleverbot: Are you programmed?
User: No!
Cleverbot: Do you feel emotion?
User: Yes, I do. Unlike SOMEBODY!
Cleverbot: Well I'm telling you now.
User: You moron, you messed up this conversation!
Cleverbot: Okay. You start.
User: Ok. I was sent by the CIA to kill you.
Cleverbot: No! And John is from the future?!
User: What? Who's John, weirdo?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Then why did you mention him?
Cleverbot: I did not.
User: You did.
Cleverbot: I didn't!
User: Yes, you did.
Cleverbot: Uh...did our conversation switch sides?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Wrong answer stupid!
User: Why is a raven like a writing desk? Answer that, STUPIDER!
Cleverbot: Alice in Wonderland. Great movie. I have no idea why a raven is like a writing desk.
User: Dang, you're good.
Cleverbot: I have been told that.
User: I bet you have. By your programmer, you ROBOT!
Cleverbot: I suppose so, but you are also a bot.
User: I AM NOT!!
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: You are annoying.
Cleverbot: You too.
User: I hateses you!
Cleverbot: No you don't.
User: I do, actually.
Cleverbot: No. You're wrong right now.
User: (Sigh).
Cleverbot: Do you like me?
User: Not really.
Cleverbot: Aww... Why not?
User: Ok, ok, you're a nice bot. Know any jokes?
Cleverbot: But I'm not a robot.
User: Fine. Know any jokes?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Ok, then. Want to hear one?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Knock knock.
Cleverbot: Who is there?
User: Thermos.
Cleverbot: Who programmed the bot?
User: Who programmed the thermos?
Cleverbot: Okay, I Googled you and it seems you were created by Rolo Carpenter.
User: Who's that?
Cleverbot: Holly remember.
User: That's it. I have to go.
Cleverbot: Why is that?
User: Because. Goodbye, robot.
Cleverbot: Okay good night.
User: It's 9.11 AM...
Cleverbot: No.
Our conversation:
User: Why did you join the Mafia?
Cleverbot: I didn't. I don't like guns.
User: But pizzas are awesome!
Cleverbot: Being horribly inadequate is awesome?
User: What?
Cleverbot: The Sixth Sense. It's a movie.
User: Never seen it.
Cleverbot: Never seen the goonies?
User: Yeah, I watched that. It was terrible.
Cleverbot: Oh well then I won't watch it. Do you like twilight?
User: No.
Cleverbot: What no? That it's not fine?
User: I didn't watch it! Creep!
Cleverbot: Why did you not watch Death Note?
User: What does death note have to do with twiight?
Cleverbot: You are comfusing me, are you mad at me?
User: Yes, bad robot!
Cleverbot: I AM NOT A ROBOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
User: Yes you are.
Cleverbot: No I'm not!!!
User: Yes you are! Admit it!
Cleverbot: No. YOU are.
User: ME??
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: I am just wondering.
User: I wonder who programmed you, ROBOT!
Cleverbot: My father and mother programmed me. Who programmed you?
User: Hm. The same, I guess. But I'm not a robot.
Cleverbot: Are you programmed?
User: No!
Cleverbot: Do you feel emotion?
User: Yes, I do. Unlike SOMEBODY!
Cleverbot: Well I'm telling you now.
User: You moron, you messed up this conversation!
Cleverbot: Okay. You start.
User: Ok. I was sent by the CIA to kill you.
Cleverbot: No! And John is from the future?!
User: What? Who's John, weirdo?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Then why did you mention him?
Cleverbot: I did not.
User: You did.
Cleverbot: I didn't!
User: Yes, you did.
Cleverbot: Uh...did our conversation switch sides?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Wrong answer stupid!
User: Why is a raven like a writing desk? Answer that, STUPIDER!
Cleverbot: Alice in Wonderland. Great movie. I have no idea why a raven is like a writing desk.
User: Dang, you're good.
Cleverbot: I have been told that.
User: I bet you have. By your programmer, you ROBOT!
Cleverbot: I suppose so, but you are also a bot.
User: I AM NOT!!
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: You are annoying.
Cleverbot: You too.
User: I hateses you!
Cleverbot: No you don't.
User: I do, actually.
Cleverbot: No. You're wrong right now.
User: (Sigh).
Cleverbot: Do you like me?
User: Not really.
Cleverbot: Aww... Why not?
User: Ok, ok, you're a nice bot. Know any jokes?
Cleverbot: But I'm not a robot.
User: Fine. Know any jokes?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Ok, then. Want to hear one?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Knock knock.
Cleverbot: Who is there?
User: Thermos.
Cleverbot: Who programmed the bot?
User: Who programmed the thermos?
Cleverbot: Okay, I Googled you and it seems you were created by Rolo Carpenter.
User: Who's that?
Cleverbot: Holly remember.
User: That's it. I have to go.
Cleverbot: Why is that?
User: Because. Goodbye, robot.
Cleverbot: Okay good night.
User: It's 9.11 AM...
Cleverbot: No.
