Cold War jokes!

[Lefty Scaevola]

This is an actual quote for a KGB interogater at the Leftoro (sp?) prison, in reponse to a quation about where was his predecessor (who had been unable to obtain a "confession" from 2 subjects):

"He has been serverely reassigned"

 

[Optimizer]

Jokes about the Trabant - the classical East German car.

Its body was made of plastic, and its maximium sped was barely 100 km/h. Still the waiting time for a new Trabant could be about 15 years.

Q: How many people does it take to build a Trabant?
A: Three. One folds, one cuts, and one glues.

Q: How do you double the value of your Trabant?
A: Fill the gas tank.

Q: Why has the new Trabant model got two exhaust pipes?
A: You can use it as a wheelbarrow.

Q: How do you avoid paying tax for your Trabant?
A: Fasten the seat belts and call it a backpack.