Confucius jokes

[Zcylen]

wisdom?
whats that?

 

[Portuguese]

I'm going to cryyyyyyy...

 

[Sim_One]

http://www.laughs.com.au/Canonical/ConfuciousSay.htm

Find them all here!

 

[Dynamic Cow]

:jump:

 

[Fr8monkey]

Give a man a fish, he eat for a day.
Teach man to fish, he sit in boat and drink beer all day.

 

[napoleon526]

Originally posted by Fr8monkey
Give a man a fish, he eat for a day.
Teach man to fish, he sit in boat and drink beer all day.

I have a shirt that says this, which I wear when I go fishing.

 

[Aphex_Twin]

Man who walks naked should not trip in rose garden...

 

[GenghisK]

Heard today in the news in Africa:
words of the day:
He who swallows a coconut trust his anus...

 

[Kefka]

that its hard to see your face without a mirror.

 

[WillJ]

Man who sit on tack get point.

 

[DiamondzAndGunz]

Man who run in front of car get tired.
Man who run in back of car get exhausted.
War does not determine who is right, war determines who is left.

 

[allan2]

Saigon hooker's favorite customer has a lot of dong.

 

[Cursed_Wolf]

Oral sex makes your day
Anal sex makes your hole weak

 

[Syrus_Knife]

Man with hands in pocket feels crazy.
Man with hands in pockets with holes feels nuts...