Death of Diana

[Rodgers]

This got mentioned in my Weirdest Cospiracy thread - thought I would expand on it a little.

Does ANYONE seriously believe that she did NOT die by accident or as a result of being driven by a drunk/drugged driver?

Post your theories here please!

 

[Thuloid]

I believe Ted Turner had her killed to boost CNN ratings.

 

[philippe]

it was a accident.nothing more

 

[Richard III]

I admit it.

I did it.

500,000 francs, a bottle of Liebfraumilch and a few calls to MI6 was all it took.

And now I'm one step closer to the English throne...

R.III

 

[Rodgers]

My girlfriend was (embarassingly) in complete mourning for Diana in the week after the death (WAY over the top) - I used to wind her up by telling her I was thinking of buying a white Fiat Uno to commemorate her death.

My favourite theory was that the Duke of Edinburgh had her killed so a muslim wouldn't end up in the Royal Family

 

[wellmeaning]

hehehehe. Sorry, the thought of Prince Phillip doing anything always amuses me.
But how could he kill fayed without insulting him at least once? Its just not his style.

 

[Sodak]

Originally posted by Richard III
And now I'm one step closer to the English throne...

R.III

only 3,214 people left to "clear" out of the way...

It was an accident, nothing more. Or rather, stupidity.

 

[HotDog Fish]

Originally posted by Thuloid
I believe Ted Turner had her killed to boost CNN ratings.

I wouldn't be surprised!

 

[CrazyDuck]

Originally posted by wellmeaning
hehehehe. Sorry, the thought of Prince Phillip doing anything always amuses me.
But how could he kill fayed without insulting him at least once? Its just not his style.

Prince Phillip has got to be the funniest man alive with all the things he comes out with

he once told a 10 yr old boy who when told him he wanted to become an astronaut when he grows up Phillip responded by saying ' Well better lose some weight then tubby'

genius.

 

[Crimson Sunrise]

She was killed by the CIA, allied with the Illuminati, Mossad, the Saucer People, and the reverse vampires.

 

[Rodgers]

"he once told a 10 yr old boy who when told him he wanted to become an astronaut when he grows up Phillip responded by saying ' Well better lose some weight then tubby'"

My favourite D of E quote was to a scottish driving instructor - "how do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to get them through the test?"

What a guy!

 

[wellmeaning]

not as good as the ones to english students in china
'dont stay here too long- you'll go all slitty eyed'
or what he said to an african woman handing him flowers
'thank you- you are a woman arent you?'

Oh how I adore that man

Does anyone remember Have I got News for You? When they did the Prince Edward book of gaffes? I think I ruined quite a few sets of underwear during those episodes.


So yeah, Diana
I dunno, do you think the majority of the British public would have cared if she married a muslim man? I dont think I would have...

 

[Rodgers]

They would have been too distracted looking at what dress she was wearing to give a toss about the groom