shadowdude
cynic in training
Since this jack kid is now in the fray, you can take KaNick's advice of kicking him in the jewels and laughing 
ow that would hurt 
ow that would hurt 
Diss thread
- Thread starter LLXerxes
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Stefan Haertel
Title
Kill him.
No wait, that's illegal...
No wait, that's illegal...
ybbor
Will not change his avata
did your mom dress you in the dark, or is she blind?
Manverulin
I'm not crazy...
When you glance at the person, scream you head off and clutch you face. When people ask, say that you saw the persons face. Continue by more screams and fall onto your knees shouting, "Why, God? Why?" Resume in a fetal position. lol, I think this should go in the 100 Way to Annoy people thread.
Whol lot of the disses that I make, or burns as my people usually refer to, involve lots of physical movement. It's makes them more striking. Kinda.
Whol lot of the disses that I make, or burns as my people usually refer to, involve lots of physical movement. It's makes them more striking. Kinda.
RoddyVR said:
And if they say, "I'm not stupid", then you can say, "The first step to overcoming your problem is admitting you have one. However your's seems to be unfixable."
EDIT: Taken from Spiderman (the movie) when Peter Parker is insulting a pro wrestler in the ring: "That's a cute outfit, did your husband make it for you?"
Gogf
Indescribable
Well, if you need anymore, use a variation on RoddyVR's:
i alway's liked:
"does your mother know that you are <<insert insult here, just as gay, or anything else that they would find extremely insulting, but is sort of possible>>?"
either a no or a yes confirms that they actualy are <<insert insult here>>.
most people say "no", to which you add "oh, she doesnt know that you're <<insert>>? you should tell her, its not nice to keep things like that from your mother."
i alway's liked:
"does your mother know that you are <<insert insult here, just as gay, or anything else that they would find extremely insulting, but is sort of possible>>?"
either a no or a yes confirms that they actualy are <<insert insult here>>.
most people say "no", to which you add "oh, she doesnt know that you're <<insert>>? you should tell her, its not nice to keep things like that from your mother."
Gogf
Indescribable
LLXerxes said:Alright, I have made peace with Jack!(that was short)
I gave him 1000$ (don't ask)
Now I just need to get is Allies, Anna, and Laura (Laura might be out of it. I got her so much today!
How did you "got her so much today!"?
[Some emphasis added]LLXerxes said:
USed it. But... except for his grandmother, I used one of his allies (who he obviously likes)
It shut him up for 2 days!
Ah... Fifth graders... Good idea using one of them though
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I would have been your father if the dog didnt beat me over the fence.
Did they ever figure out which one of the dallas cowboys is your father yet?
Your face hurt? its killing me.
heres the 25cents I owe your mom for last night.
heres the 25 cents I owe your sister for last week.
(flip a quarter to him and wink)
Did they ever figure out which one of the dallas cowboys is your father yet?
Your face hurt? its killing me.
heres the 25cents I owe your mom for last night.
heres the 25 cents I owe your sister for last week.
(flip a quarter to him and wink)
Gogf
Indescribable
No, that's calling his mom it.
Hm... Trying to think of more. I'll edit them in when I get them.
Also, I meant what disses did you use on her, I got the general idea
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Well, one is to ask how much money they've made off of this Jack kid.
Hm... Trying to think of more. I'll edit them in when I get them.
Also, I meant what disses did you use on her, I got the general idea
.Well, one is to ask how much money they've made off of this Jack kid.
LLXerxes
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Gogf said:Also, I meant what disses did you use on her, I got the general idea
Things...
This is 5th grade (yeah, I'm that young)
All we talk about people that "loke" people and "do" people. hehe.
If you got other ones, I'd be ok.
Gogf
Indescribable
Considering you are in fifth grade, these might be seen as sort of funny:
Get off the bus, you're weighing/slowing it down!
Don't break the chair when you sit down.
Now, this is assuming that actually are overweight, otherwise it's just stupid.
Get off the bus, you're weighing/slowing it down!
Don't break the chair when you sit down.
Now, this is assuming that actually are overweight, otherwise it's just stupid.
Gogf
Indescribable
I found this online:
I find your breath offensive. It keeps you alive.
I find your breath offensive. It keeps you alive.
Shadylookin
master debater
the next time your mom goes to the gynecologist could you ask him if he could get my watch back.
